Terry, you know we all think you're just the bestest of the best, right?
Aw, shucks, thank you all. But I'd also like to thank all the little people who helped me win, like Merriam-Webster and Random House, and especially the nuns who taught me that "separate" had "a rat" in it, that "gauge" was spelled alphabetically, as in aeiou, and that "cemetery" had an "EEEk!" in it.
Bless you all, and I'm having a party in my hotel suite tonight and you're all welcome.
<waves trophy, blows kisses to the audience, leaves podium under thund'rous standing ovation>
Terrance, 230RN