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Title: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: MillCreek on March 01, 2016, 04:26:40 PM
http://www.seattletimes.com/pacific-nw-magazine/plain-or-fanciful-cornbread-is-tasty-either-way/

Hmm.  I would try this.
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Monkeyleg on March 01, 2016, 05:43:11 PM
Blech!
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 01, 2016, 05:51:14 PM
I have enjoyed this forum throughout the years. 'Twill be a pity to see it go. I am certain it will not withstand this thread.

Fly, you fools!
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: BobR on March 01, 2016, 06:00:44 PM
Piker recipe, it uses kosher salt. The only way to make it authentic is to use Hawaiian Pink Sea Salt.

 =(   =|

bob
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 01, 2016, 06:56:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Jim147 on March 01, 2016, 10:54:39 PM
Im going to make some sweet cornbread and cover it in jalapenos and see where this thread goes.
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Regolith on March 02, 2016, 12:04:16 AM
Im going to make some sweet cornbread and cover it in jalapenos and see where this thread goes.

Marie Callenders or Jiffy?
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: 41magsnub on March 02, 2016, 12:04:49 AM
Dude...
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: BobR on March 02, 2016, 12:45:21 AM
Marie Callenders or Jiffy?

That shouldn't even be a question, every one knows it is Jiffy with extra sugar in it.

:)

bob
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 02, 2016, 07:17:28 AM
Piker recipe, it uses kosher salt. The only way to make it authentic is to use Hawaiian Pink Sea Salt.

 =(   =|

bob

Fleur de sel, you nekulturny bastard...
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 02, 2016, 07:43:09 AM
Im going to make some sweet cornbread and cover it in jalapenos and see where this thread goes.

Add a little cream corn for extra sweetness.
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: makattak on March 02, 2016, 08:38:42 AM
Add a little cream corn for extra sweetness.

And cilantro.
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: TechMan on March 02, 2016, 09:14:56 AM
Crap, not another cornbread thread...these never end well.
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: BobR on March 02, 2016, 09:21:14 AM
Fleur de sel, you nekulturny bastard...

What!?!?!  Really!?!?!!?

When was the last time you saw a coconut tree or pineapple plantation off the coast of Brittany? You want some of that foo-foo french cornbread then you will need to come up with a French Cornbread recipe.

You will need some leeks, tarragon, truffles and wine if you want some of that stuff. Might as well put some truffles in it while you are at it, after all you went to the trouble of getting Fleur de sel. Top it with a bit of creme fraiche and caviar and call it good, or French Cornbread, which ever strikes your fancy.

bob
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: makattak on March 02, 2016, 09:22:25 AM
Fleur de sel, you nekulturny bastard...
What!?!?!  Really!?!?!!?

When was the last time you saw a coconut tree or pineapple plantation off the coast of Brittany? You want some of that foo-foo french cornbread then you will need to come up with a French Cornbread recipe.

You will need some leeks, tarragon, truffles and wine if you want some of that stuff. Might as well put some truffles in it while you are at it, after all you went to the trouble of getting Fleur de sel. Top it with a bit of creme fraiche and caviar and call it good, or French Cornbread, which ever strikes your fancy.

bob

Just dying over here.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 02, 2016, 09:43:12 AM
What!?!?!  Really!?!?!!?

When was the last time you saw a coconut tree or pineapple plantation off the coast of Brittany? You want some of that foo-foo french cornbread then you will need to come up with a French Cornbread recipe.

You will need some leeks, tarragon, truffles and wine if you want some of that stuff. Might as well put some truffles in it while you are at it, after all you went to the trouble of getting Fleur de sel. Top it with a bit of creme fraiche and caviar and call it good, or French Cornbread, which ever strikes your fancy.

bob

Oh yeah, because Hawaii IS ever so very well known for its expansive fields of dent corn and its several hundred year old tradition of corn bread...

WHERE'S YOUR POI GOD NOW, KAMAHA-MAHA?
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 02, 2016, 09:46:15 AM
"You will need some leeks, tarragon, truffles and wine if you want some of that stuff. Might as well put some truffles in it while you are at it, after all you went to the trouble of getting Fleur de sel. Top it with a bit of creme fraiche and caviar and call it good, or French Cornbread, which ever strikes your fancy."

I know you're douching out as a counter to my being a *expletive deleted*che, but you know, you might be on to something there...

Drop the caviar (that's Russian, nudnik), but the rest of the stuff? You might actually be on to something...
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Post by: seeker_two on March 02, 2016, 11:12:16 AM
Sounds like something that would be served on the nu-HAWAII 5-0 TV show.....
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 02, 2016, 12:05:33 PM
Sounds like something that would be served on the nu-HAWAII 5-0 TV show.....

Actually, I'm thinking more along the lines of a French inspired spoonbread...
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Mannlicher on March 03, 2016, 08:56:45 PM
that ain't cornbread.  Just saying......................................... 
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 04, 2016, 12:33:34 AM
that ain't cornbread.  Just saying......................................... 


You'll eat the Yankee cornbread, and you'll like it just fine!  :police:
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 04, 2016, 07:47:30 AM
that ain't cornbread.  Just saying......................................... 

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives!
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: lupinus on March 04, 2016, 09:12:06 AM
What the *expletive deleted*ck kind of commie bullshit is this?
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: K Frame on March 04, 2016, 11:20:59 AM
What the *expletive deleted*ck kind of commie bullshit is this?

Are you sure that's the right movie?
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: BobR on March 04, 2016, 02:29:25 PM
What the *expletive deleted*ck kind of commie bullshit is this?

It was my fault, I mentioned caviar when I shouldn't have.  =|

It is more along the lines of South Pacific and French.......wait...French Polynesian Cornbread.... I may be able to work with this. ;)

As long as it is served by half nude nubile native girls I don't care what they put it it!!!!  =)

bob
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: Scout26 on March 04, 2016, 04:31:47 PM
Hmmm, I think I figured out why the Banschwerk is glowing and floating in mid-air.....
Title: Re: Pineapple-coconut cornbread recipe
Post by: lupinus on March 05, 2016, 12:47:37 PM
Hmmm, I think I figured out why the Banschwerk is glowing and floating in mid-air.....
But is it firing off random little lightning bolts yet?