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It's a flesh wound.
« on: September 20, 2021, 09:47:33 PM »
You know, after having played machinist, removing a nice quarter-inch long buried splinter from a sheet of plywood was pretty much a no-drama situation.
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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2021, 09:49:22 PM »
How did the plywood get the splinter? Was it not wearing gloves?
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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2021, 09:50:11 PM »
... and here I was expecting a Monty Python reference.


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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2021, 10:12:16 PM »
It tripped over a comma splice that someone left laying in the floor.
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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2021, 11:36:40 PM »
Was the comma not it the right place in the sentence? Happens to me all the time.
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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2021, 07:02:46 AM »
At least it wasn't your colon.

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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2021, 07:44:15 AM »
Considering the price of plywood did you keep the splinter?
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Re: It's a flesh wound.
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2021, 09:24:32 AM »
Quote from: Bogie on September 20, 2021, 10:12:16 PM
It tripped over a comma splice that someone left laying in the floor.

Let me loan you a bit of advise.  That should be "lying on the floor."

:rofl:

Couldn't resist.  Sorry.

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