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RadioFreeSeaLab

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Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« on: January 10, 2009, 02:18:06 AM »
Take a big fat steamer on your porch.
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jan/08/visitor-defecates-fort-pierce-womans-porch/
Aren't people just fantastic sometimes?
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 02:28:51 AM »
Wait till she drops trou, then release the hounds.   =D
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 09:27:29 AM »
Gee, that's a shitty surprise! *runs to the bad pun shelter*
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2009, 09:51:48 AM »
Perhaps instead of Mary Kay, she was a Door-to-Door Kopi Luwak saleslady, and left a free sample.

The people in that area of Florida seem pretty exciteable, perhaps they all could stand to switch to defecated coffee...
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2009, 10:58:25 AM »
Actually, I'm impressed that person can defecate on command and under scrutiny and pressure.  That's something to put on her resume.
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2009, 11:45:58 AM »
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Police have no suspects and collected no evidence at the scene.


Darn, they should have gotten a DNA sample  :laugh:

Now police have nothing to go on.
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Re: Open the door for salespeople, or they might...
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 11:57:52 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on January 10, 2009, 11:45:58 AM
Darn, they should have gotten a DNA sample  :laugh:

Now police have nothing to go on.

Sure they do.  Her front porch.
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