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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2012, 03:12:30 PM »
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20010515&slug=dalai15m0

I'm not sure how to make this a hotlink but its an article from the May 15th 2001 Seattle Times.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2012, 04:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Triphammer on February 24, 2012, 03:12:30 PM
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20010515&slug=dalai15m0

I'm not sure how to make this a hotlink but its an article from the May 15th 2001 Seattle Times.

No, sorry, that is clearly a photoshop.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2012, 09:56:53 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 24, 2012, 04:41:09 PM
No, sorry, that is clearly a photoshop.

I don't get it.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2012, 10:46:49 PM »
Poorly crafted joke.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2012, 10:05:45 PM »
QUOTE: I take the "If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back" dialogue quite literally....

Actually, that's from Biblical commentary:

"If someone comes to kill you, arise quickly and kill him."
The Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin. 1994. The Schottenstein Edition.
New York: Mesorah Publications. Vol. 2, 72a.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2012, 12:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Carl N. Brown on March 29, 2012, 10:05:45 PM
QUOTE: I take the "If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back" dialogue quite literally....

Actually, that's from Biblical commentary:

"If someone comes to kill you, arise quickly and kill him."
The Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin. 1994. The Schottenstein Edition.
New York: Mesorah Publications. Vol. 2, 72a.

Well, knock me over with a feather...the only somewhat real sort-Bible quote in Firefly wasn't presented as such.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2012, 12:05:54 AM »
Quote from: Carl N. Brown on March 29, 2012, 10:05:45 PM
QUOTE: I take the "If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back" dialogue quite literally....

Actually, that's from Biblical commentary:

"If someone comes to kill you, arise quickly and kill him."
The Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin. 1994. The Schottenstein Edition.
New York: Mesorah Publications. Vol. 2, 72a.


The Talmud is somewhat fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2012, 01:21:55 AM »
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For most, whether or not they should kill is an esoteric question they can't imagine having to deal with in real life.

I'm leaning toward should right now, based on my current job.  >:D
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2012, 01:23:44 PM »
YoSafBrig can read to me from her fake bible all night long.......
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2012, 01:49:56 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on March 30, 2012, 01:23:44 PM
YoSafBrig can read to me from her fake bible all night long.......

Just don't kiss her on the mouth.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2012, 01:52:27 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on March 30, 2012, 01:23:44 PM
YoSafBrig can read to me from her fake bible all night long.......

But, she needs read only a verse or two, unless you follow AE's advice.
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2012, 03:37:34 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on March 30, 2012, 01:52:27 PM
But, she needs read only a verse or two, unless you follow AE's advice.
Yeah, but location, location, location........
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2012, 08:51:10 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on March 30, 2012, 01:52:27 PM
But, she needs read only a verse or two, unless you follow AE's advice.


You mean, Jayne's advice?  ???
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2012, 08:56:16 PM »
Quote from: fistful on March 30, 2012, 08:51:10 PM

You mean, Jayne's advice?  ???

Picky, picky . . .
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Re: Biblish Pseudoquotes
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2012, 01:34:25 AM »
Do I want to know who AE is?
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