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Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« on: September 23, 2012, 03:03:10 PM »
Will it be left on my doorstep if I'm not home, or will I have to go to the Service Hub to pick it up after showing my ID?

And what is this about "notify you finally"?  Does that mean he [they?] could have notified me earlier but for whatever reason are just now getting around to doing so?  If that's the case, can I get interest on my money for the time notification was delayed?

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This compensation is being made to all banks and internet users.
so look for your notification since you are also an internet user.

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I am Ronald Hairston a delegate from the United Nations Compensation Commission I write to notify you finally about your outstanding Compensation Cheque payment of €2,811,041.00 EUROS. This compensation is being made to all banks and internet users. For more info, contact the assigned UPS agent for the delivery of your cashier cheque.
 
Please Send your Name, Address, City, State, Zip Code, Country and telephone number to UPS Courier Service Nigeria for your cheque delivery.
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United Parcel Service(UPS)
Name: Peter Mububa
Tel: +234-8078059569
E-mail: ups_ng@dgoh.org
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Please note that you are to pay €95 EURO for the insurance and of your Cheque Parcel.
 
Thanks for your attention.
 
Deputy Special Representative
United Nation Compensation (UNCC)
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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2012, 03:08:44 PM »
Sweet. I'm going to expand my gun collection and get a nicer house.

What are you guys doing with yours?
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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 03:18:43 PM »
How do you know I'm an internet user?
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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 04:11:27 PM »
I not sure they'll let you insure a check.

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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 05:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Jim147 on September 23, 2012, 04:11:27 PM
I not sure they'll let you insure a check.

jim

It's not insurance on the check, but of the "Cheque Parcel".  If, for some unknown reason the container in which the Cheque was shipped fails to be delivered, you can submit a claim to recover the cost of the "parcel".

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 07:13:08 PM »
I'm buying more ice cream with mine.
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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2012, 08:15:10 PM »
This must be my lucky day.  Not only will the Brown Box of Joy bring me money, but I can go to my local grocery store and get $5,000 per day - but there is a limit. =(

I know this is legit - just look at that address!  If you can't trust somebody from a town so small their mail address is "opposite Tunde Motors" then who can you trust?

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Welcome to Western Union
Send Money Worldwide
FROM OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC/ADDRESS 455 AGBOKOU,ANKPA
ROAD OPPOSITE TUNDE MOTORS COTONOU.
WEB:www. westernunion.com/ 
 
Contact Payment department; Mr John Nweze
Contact Email:   westunion.24011@rediffmail.com
 
I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MINISTER OF FINANCE DR BEN JOHNSON HAS ORDERED THAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL SEND NOW IS JUST $35 US DOLLARS SO THAT WE WILL START SENDING TO YOU YOUR $5000 US DOLLARS DAILY UNTIL YOUR TOTAL FUND OF ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED FORTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS ($1.240,000.00) IS PAID TO YOU AND IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY BY SENDING THIS FEE WITHIN THREE DAYS OF THIS ORDER,YOUR TOTAL FUND WOULD BE CONFISCATED AND IT WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO GOVERNMENT PURSE,HE SAID THAT THIS IS THE FINAL ORDER.
 
SO I URGE YOU TO TRY AND SEE THAT YOU SEND THE $35 US DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL TODAY SO THAT WE WILL FINALIZE EVERY THING TO TODAY,
 
BY TOMORROW,YOU WILL START TO BE RECEIVING YOUR FIRST $5000 US DOLLARS DAILY,YOU URGE TO RESEND YOUR CURRENT INFORMATION SUCH AS YOUR PHONE NUMBER ADDRESS AND FULL NAME IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID DELAY.
 
Your name...................
Country.....................
Phone no....................
Address/city................
Age/sex.....................
 
BELOW ARE THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO SEND THE $35 US DOLLARS OK,
 
RECEIVER NAME.......ANTHONY AFIOCHA
CITY.........................COTONOU
COUNTRY.................BENIN
QUESTION...............WHAT COLOR
ANSWER..................GREEN
AMOUNT..................$35
MTCN............
 
 
Reply To This Email Address Here ; westunion.22011@rediffmail.com
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YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY LINE +229 9989 9347
MR.JOHN NWEZE
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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: Free money now comes in the Brown Box of Joy?
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2012, 10:02:42 PM »
Send him $.35 and tell him you only want $500 per day...


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