I only remember one Benny Hill gag. Benny is playing a doctor, an actress is playing a nurse, and the old bald man who always gets his head slapped is playing a bed-ridden patient. I havent seen this skit in 25 years, so I dont remember the exact dialog, just the joke.
The Doctor and the Nurse are conferring outside the room of the Patient.
Doctor: The Patient just won a million pounds in the lottery.
Nurse: Thats wonderful ! Hell be so excited.
Doctor: But we must be careful and break it to him gently. He has a bad heart and the shock might kill him. He is a good friend that I have known for many years.
The Doctor and the Nurse go inside the Patients room.
Doctor: How are you feeling today ?
Patient: Im feeling fine.
Doctor: What would you do if you won a million pounds ?
Patient: Why, youre my best friend, Id give half of it to you !
The Doctor clutches at his heart, staggers, and then falls over dead.