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Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: El Tejon on December 28, 2005, 05:08:36 AM
Oh, the horror, we in the Wabash Valley, the target of so much Bush/Cheney/Halibuton hate now face a thunderstorm!

A thunderstorm in winter, George Bush doesn't like white people!
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: Ben on December 28, 2005, 05:36:58 AM
What are you complaining about??? We're going to have our FOURTH day of rain here for the season. This is clearly a Bush meteorological assault on Blue states. Worse yet, he's sacrificing all the conservatives stuck behind enemy lines to take out the Blues. No better than Genghis Kahn I tell ya what.

Where's my damned State issued umbrella?Huh?
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: charby on December 28, 2005, 05:54:10 AM
We have had Fog with visibility under 1/16 of the mile. Oh the horrors!
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: Guest on December 28, 2005, 05:54:39 AM
We are minus 16" or so of Rainfall this year.
I forget just how bad off our water table is...bad.

So until we receive rain we mangage - there is always them cans of Dehydrated Water to fall back on.
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: grampster on December 28, 2005, 06:04:35 AM
The evil cadre of BCH has sent us above freezing temps melting all of our snow.
The winter sports industry has been deliberately sabotaged.  We must now snowmobile in mud and ski amongst rocks and grass.  Oh the humanity!!
Call out the National Guard!  Where is FEMA?
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: El Tejon on December 28, 2005, 06:08:29 AM
Now it's a hailstorm!

We are victims!  Where's my check?
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: Chris on December 28, 2005, 07:06:06 AM
I am a true victim as teh temperatures approach 50 here in mid-Ohio.  My sinuses are killing me with this up and down temperature garbage.  I need to sue someone for my pain and suffering!
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: doczinn on December 28, 2005, 07:41:31 AM
Hey, I get to gloat for once! Here in SoCal it got down to 60 last night!
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: onions! on December 28, 2005, 08:20:22 AM
My ice fishing gear is sitting idle.Snow shoes have proven ineffective as flotation devices.I had thought that the conspiracy stopped w/the bait store.I now see that the War in Iraq has released a vast dust cloud into the upper atmosphere effectively insulating the planets surface & thereby keeping the surface artificially warm.Just to destroy the ice fishing season.The lengths that George & Haliburton will go to are suprising.

Wait...I smell a black helicopter...*grabs duct tape to attach trauma plate*...ready...Arrrggggh!
Title: Chimpy's Midwestern Weather Offensive, Pt. II
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 28, 2005, 02:25:27 PM
It was 55 today.  No snow.  Bush hates skiiers!
This just in, Bush hates snowplow drivers!