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Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« on: November 24, 2008, 07:44:21 PM »
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President-Elect Barack Obama's transition team is reported to be deeply divided over whether to offer a post to Monica Lewinsky, the former White House Intern whose intimate relationship with President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment.
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2008, 07:46:24 PM »
And what post is she going to be offered?  Chief White House cigar holder?! :laugh:
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 07:46:35 PM »
are you serious?  
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 07:48:28 PM »
I smell Onion. Source?
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 07:52:42 PM »
Gawd.

Parody.

Please?

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 08:01:40 PM »
The mind reels with horribly inappropriate retorts...

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 08:03:56 PM »
And what post is she going to be offered?  Chief White House cigar holder?! :laugh:

Well, she is certainly qualified for it. =D

Also, they hired on the whole Clinton team ( well, thats change I guess ) if they hired all of the clintonistas all ready, what's one more?
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 08:23:42 PM »
And what post is she going to be offered?  Chief White House cigar holder?! :laugh:

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 08:31:31 PM »
Source, please.  I see it's quoted, so maybe something more mainstream than The Onion?
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 08:40:51 PM »
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 09:00:12 PM »
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 11:01:51 PM »
What? No anticipated commentary of her white house role with the army, and her expertise with "hummers"?

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 11:13:17 PM »
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What? No anticipated commentary of her white house role with the army, and her expertise with "hummers"?

No.  None anticipated, and none tolerated on this very public forum.  Hint, hint...
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2008, 12:16:23 AM »
Hillary's private secretary at the state dept?   That could be the pretense for a Sitcom !

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 08:37:20 AM »
Hillary's private secretary at the state dept?   That could be the pretense for a Sitcom !

I personally think Monica was Hillary's intern.

Though, that would truly be a waste of perfectly good cigar.

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 09:27:58 AM »
Personal Assistant to the Spouse of the Secretary of State?
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 10:15:29 AM »
I really think Obama is giving the big middle finger to the Clintons. He is getting Hillary out of the Senate, offers her a position on the cabinet where she can't go politicing and now he is considering Monica to work for him.

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 10:27:35 AM »
In case you didn't read my last post:

He's not considering Monica for a position.  That story was a joke, much like the onion.
Satire.
A funny.

The fact that people want to hate Obama so much, that they will believe it without a 2nd thought makes it even funnier.

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 01:06:49 PM »
I dunno...

Is it the fact that people hate Obama so much,  or that everybody ignores your posts?  ;)
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 01:37:36 PM »
In case you didn't read my last post:

He's not considering Monica for a position.  That story was a joke, much like the onion.
Satire.
A funny.

The fact that people want to hate Obama so much, that they will believe it without a 2nd thought makes it even funnier.

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Dude.. can't you see the sacasm in my post and what G-98 said too.

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 01:40:59 PM »
I guess not.  Apparently my sarcasm processor is down today, this is the THIRD TIME TODAY i've missed what I guess should have been obvious sarcasm.  My bad.
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« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 11:10:14 PM »
All that aside, she's got a beautiful face.
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 11:42:28 PM »
True;  She is much better looking than all the other women Bill Clinton philandered around with, including his wife.
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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2008, 08:10:16 AM »
All that aside, she's got a beautiful face.

Before she gained the weight, the rest of her wasn't bad either.

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Re: Oh Perfect. Lewinsky?
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2008, 01:15:23 PM »
"Before she gained the weight, the rest of her wasn't bad either."

I've always felt kinda sorry for her.  She was taken advantage of by a very powerful man and when TSHTF the whole world crapped on her...  including a lot of people right here on this forum.  I'm not a psycologist but an experience like hers would lead a lot of stronger folks to depression which is a prime cause of overeating and subsequent weight-gain.

Heck, we've all known women who've done the same thing (or worse) and lived it down.  Unfortunately, she has a name that stands out and after all the adverse publicity at the time of the impeachment, her face is equally well known.  She's probably a pretty nice person, certainly nicer than Hillary.