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Spin on the Capitol Shooting a Few Weeks ago...
« on: June 14, 2006, 07:41:21 AM »
My friend sent this to me in an email and I thought it was good enough to share. Sounds like an idea the writers on 24 came up with and then rejected.

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Subject:       Remember the shooting on CNN that they later said never occurred...

Feds: 3 Dead As U.S., French Agents Seized British Evidence In Covered Up
Capitol Hill Gunfight    

BY: Tom Flocco, http://www.tomflocco.com/fs/Feds3Dead.htm

PUBLISHED ON: 2006-05-31    
Police, media silence sought as Bush officials turned Rayburn parking garage
into temporary auto-body shop

by Tom Flocco

Washington-May 31, 2006-TomFlocco.com-Bush administration officials operated
Memorial Day weekend damage control to cover up the deaths of three foreign
intelligence operatives-two British and one French-involved in a Friday
morning shootout in the House of Representatives parking garage.

The altercation turned into an exchange of automatic weapons fire over a
pouch containing evidence files documenting an operation to bomb the rail
system along the Northeast corridor on Thursday-with the full knowledge of
George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair who was in Washington
while the operation was being hatched.

Teams of U.S.-French alliance (AFA) operatives-including CIA, NSA and FBI
agents committed to holding the Bush administration accountable for criminal
activities-had been electronically monitoring a British agent who they
determined to be the leader of a black ops bombing plot planned for the
purpose of disrupting northeast rail traffic via a fake terrorist attack.

Federal agents revealed that a taxi cab left the Rayburn building parking
garage with three body bags just after the shootout which was covered up by
Capitol Hill police on instructions from Bush officials who were in contact
with television executives and House/Senate leaders.

The agents had followed the British operative into the Rayburn parking
garage where the shootout occurred according to longtime federal
whistleblower Stewart Webb and intelligence authority Thomas Heneghan both
of whom confirmed the whole incident via several of Webb's 22-years worth of
inside federal sources with further corroboration by several more U.S and
French intelligence agents to whom Heneghan spoke. Evidence files proving
the bombing operation were seized after an Israeli intelligence agent had
reportedly tipped off the Brit who was being pursued by AFA agents which
resulted in several House and staff members experiencing shot-out automobile
windshields and doors sprayed with bullet holes in the ensuing weapons
exchange, the two told TomFlocco.com.

Heneghan told us this evening that hundreds of shots were fired from the
automatic weapons during the gunfight causing reasonably extensive damage,
and that one female House staffer fainted in the hall after encountering one
of the agents being sought by Capitol police during the Rayburn lockdown.

Formal protests and reports were exchanged by the British and French
governments while Mr. Bush was provided with the full reports of the
incident now classified under arcane U.S. intelligence regulations to
further sequester the evidence from the American people.

Washington news outlets are reportedly being discouraged from filing Freedom
of Information Act lawsuits to acquire the evidence and reports.

Webb was speaking to an intelligence source within a half hour after the
shootout on Friday morning just as we called to find out if he had heard
that the Rayburn parking garage and Capitol complex were being temporarily
sealed off to keep tourists, House members and staffers away from the scene
and evidence of damaged vehicles, concrete walls and pillars.

Capitol police told the media that the gunfight sounds were caused by
apparent construction equipment which may have sounded like shots being
fired in the parking garage, but no reports indicate the nature of the
construction scheduled for that day at the Rayburn building and for what
purpose, but also why the police launched a four-hour Rayburn lockdown and
floor-by-floor search of the largest office structure on Capitol Hill.

According to U.S. intelligence agents close to the incident, the media fell
for the Bush-ordered Capitol police damage control "lock, stock and barrel."

Federal agents had planned to arrest Tony Blair

We were told that French and U.S. agents are familiar enough with the
Rayburn building that they were able to leave inconspicuously and without
notice after seizing the evidence; however, the Israeli agent who tipped off
the British agent with the evidence was the subject being sought during the
Rayburn lockdown, but someone in the building helped him escape.

AFA operatives had planned to arrest Prime Minister Blair to appear before
the Patrick Fitzgerald grand jury to explain doctored British-Iraq War
weapons of mass destruction evidence according to the intelligence sources.

Federal agents said Blair was spirited to Andrews Air Force base after the
shootout, reportedly "white as a sheet," while screaming "they can't do
this" as he entered the jet under military escort back to the United
Kingdom.

George W. Bush was worried enough about intelligence reports of Blair's
impending arrest that air force pilots and aides were not told the identity
of the passenger to be flown to the U.K. in order to foil any last minute
attempt to arrest the Prime Minister for war crimes under the North Atlantic
treaty, they said.

Rayburn building auto-body repair shop

"After agreeing to keep their mouths shut and being offered ten times their
normal pay as a prerequisite for the mission,several auto repairmen were
flown from Albuquerque, New Mexico on Friday evening via private jet,
blindfolded, then taken to the Rayburn parking garage to repair vehicles
involved in the British-French gunfight," said Webb who spoke to
intelligence sources declining to be named.

"The license plates were removed and the auto-body workers were told it was
a secret operation and they were in Quebec, Canada," he said.

It is not known whether federal agents attempted to compromise workers on
the evening before the Saturday garage cleanup via secret photographs with
prostitutes to further insure their silence in a manner similar to U.S.
congressmen and senators, said Webb.

Given the damage to personal vehicles, it may be problematic forcing
Democrat and Republican staffers-for personal if not historical reasons-not
to tell family and friends about how their cars were repaired over the
weekend after a Capitol Hill gunfight which never occurs in a congressional
office building.

The French government was told by the Bush administration that they would
have to pay the bill for the shootout damage; however, they reportedly
refused to do so and sent it back advising that the administration would
have to pay the bill, leaving historical questions as to whether American
taxpayers had to foot the bill for the first multi-foreign government
shootout at the Capitol since perhaps the War of 1812.

Questions surrounding knowledge of the real events of the incident by
Capitol police, White House correspondents and Capitol Hill reporters also
comes into play, given evidence of damaged and repaired vehicles, parking
garage concrete walls and pillars, body putty and fresh paint odors, the
lockdown of the parking garage and availability of vehicles at the scene to
their owners either right away or later in the weekend.

More importantly-and historically, the event confirms evidence of an ongoing
under-the-radar-screen war on U.S. soil between presidential, British and
Israeli agents clashing with French and American agents holding Mr. Bush
accountable for criminal actions obstructed by House and Senate members
compromised by "freezer cash" bribes, stolen HUD property payoffs,
prostitutes and other "control file" threats from White House crime
families.

Public revelations that the state of the Bush administration is such that
banana republic style gunfights involving foreign government operatives in
Capitol legislative buildings would graphically prove Mr. Bush's loss of
control and ability to govern-hence a massive police, media and official
cover-up was of necessity essential to maintain his presidency.

Some might consider the Rayburn gunfight a modern day time capsule replay of
1776 and the War of 1812-same players with the addition of Israel.
Makes you think, huh? Makes me think people have waaayyy too much time on their hands. Wink
Does any image illustrate so neatly the wrongheadedness of the Obama administration than Americans scrambling in terror from Air Force One?
Just great…Chicago politics has spread to all 57 states.
They told me if I voted for John McCain, my country would look like it is run by people with a disturbing affinity towards fascism. And they were right!

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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 08:25:22 AM »
The pity of it is that this guy gives developmentally disabled individuals a really bad name.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2006, 02:24:51 PM »
Cheesy

Sounds a little bit like Tom Clancy's version of the Pope shooting ... Wink
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 02:51:23 PM »
That was amusing.  Thanks!

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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 04:14:05 PM »
Huh?
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Sounds a little bit like Tom Clancy's version of the Pope shooting ...
You take that back, right now!  Tom Clancy's plots are WAY easier to follow.

So let me see if I've got this straight...  James Bond had a shootout in a parking garage with members of the Franco-Israeli terror plot to carry out a terrorist attack in which they would not blow up a train in Newfoundland.  Then an unconscious congressional staffer along with illegal immigrant Mexican grease-monkeys murdered Stewart Webb and then Thomas Heneghan triple-bagged his body and stuffed his electronic monitor into a taxi.  Then, by a startling coincidence, Tony blair showed up in the parking garage with his construction crew and broke a bunch of windows.

Did I get it?

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 04:43:29 PM »
"Did I get it?"

I wish I knew....
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2006, 05:59:06 AM »
Quote from: Azrael256
Huh?
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Sounds a little bit like Tom Clancy's version of the Pope shooting ...
You take that back, right now!  Tom Clancy's plots are WAY easier to follow.

So let me see if I've got this straight...  James Bond had a shootout in a parking garage with members of the Franco-Israeli terror plot to carry out a terrorist attack in which they would not blow up a train in Newfoundland.  Then an unconscious congressional staffer along with illegal immigrant Mexican grease-monkeys murdered Stewart Webb and then Thomas Heneghan triple-bagged his body and stuffed his electronic monitor into a taxi.  Then, by a startling coincidence, Tony blair showed up in the parking garage with his construction crew and broke a bunch of windows.

Did I get it?
You lost me at "So let..." Sad



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Does any image illustrate so neatly the wrongheadedness of the Obama administration than Americans scrambling in terror from Air Force One?
Just great…Chicago politics has spread to all 57 states.
They told me if I voted for John McCain, my country would look like it is run by people with a disturbing affinity towards fascism. And they were right!

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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2006, 05:01:13 PM »
Without black helicopters, this story is simply not credible.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2006, 06:13:10 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba
Without black helicopters, this story is simply not credible.
Those black helicopters are everywhere.  You'd be able to see them if you didn't pull your tin foil hat down so far...

You should be able to hear them, too.  You haven't filled your ears with foil, have you?   Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2006, 06:40:54 PM »
The black helicopters use super secret stealth noise reduction technology.  Imagine a set of those Bose noise cancelling headphones, scaled up large enough to mask the sound of the engines and rotors.  

You see, Bose didn't invent those things themselves.  Their cheif design engineer used to be one of them.  He invented their helicopter stealth noise reduction technology for them, but they couldn't risk him telling anyone else about it.  So they mind-wiped him and reprogrammed his brain with a new identity as an employee at Bose.  But subconciously he rememberd the noise cancellation thing, and it drove him crazy until he re-invented it again.  This all happened 20 years ago, before their mind rays were perfected, so his mind wipe operation wasn't as effective as the ones they do today.

Above all, don't tell yourself that you'll hear their helicopters coming.  They're masters of deception, and they WANT you to think you'll hear them coming.  That way you'll let your guard down, and when they silently come to get you, you'll be taken completely by surprise.  You won't even be able to fight back.  You'll just disappear into the black night, and they'll use mind rays on your friends and family, to make them forget about you.  It'll be like you never existed.

The only safe way is to be totally, utterly, and completely paranoid at all times.  Don't trust anyone.  Not even me.  Not even your closest friends.  Don't even trust yourself.  Once you start trusting someone, then they've got you, and you'll disappear and they'll erase everyone's memory of you and it'll be like you never existed.

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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 02:49:29 AM »
I guess I shouldn't dismiss this so quickly; after all they did use punctuation and paragraph breaks. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2006, 12:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba
I guess I shouldn't dismiss this so quickly; after all they did use punctuation and paragraph breaks. Wink
You're learning, I see...   Smiley
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