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We're all gonna die next week.
« on: January 29, 2008, 12:46:01 PM »
Well, maybe not next week...... rolleyes
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080125/ap_on_sc/earth_asteroid

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Asteroid will swing by, but won't stop
By ALICIA CHANG, AP Science Writer
Thu Jan 24, 10:33 PM ET

LOS ANGELES - An asteroid at least 500 feet long will make a rare close pass by Earth next week, but there is no chance of an impact, scientists reported Thursday.

The object, known as 2007 TU24, is expected to whiz by Earth on Tuesday with its closest approach at 334,000 miles, or about 1.4 times the distance of Earth to the moon.

The nighttime encounter should be bright enough for medium-sized telescopes to get a glimpse, said Don Yeomans, manager of the Near-Earth Object Program Office at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, which tracks potentially dangerous space rocks.

However, next week's asteroid pass "has no chance of hitting, or affecting, Earth," Yeomans said.

An actual collision of a similar-sized object with Earth occurs on average every 37,000 years.

Spotted last October by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, 2007 TU24 is estimated to be between 500 feet and 2,000 feet long. The next time an asteroid this size will fly this close to Earth will be in 2027.

Scientists plan to point the Goldstone radar telescope in California and the Arecibo radar telescope in Puerto Rico at the asteroid and observe its path before and after its closest approach to Earth. Researchers will use instruments to measure its rotation and composition.

The 2007 TU24 rendezvous comes a day before another asteroid is projected to pass close to Mars.

Scientists have effectively ruled out a collision between the Red Planet and the asteroid 2007 WD5, estimating it will pass at a distance of more than 16,000 miles from the Martian surface. Initial observations of the Mars-bound asteroid put the odds of an impact at 1 in 25, but scientists later dropped the odds to 1 in 10,000.

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 12:50:44 PM »
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news157.html

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 12:55:03 PM »
Thank God it's going to miss us. I have taxes that are due.

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 12:59:13 PM »
That one will miss, but what about the spy satellite that is about to drop out of orbit?

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 12:59:54 PM »
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Spotted last October by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, 2007 TU24 is estimated to be between 500 feet and 2,000 feet long. The next time an asteroid this size will fly this close to Earth will be in 2027.

This statement  is not all that reassuring. rolleyes
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 01:00:35 PM »
Dang, I was hoping it would hit Washington DC  angry
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 01:02:12 PM »
1) Odds are they've known about this for some time.

2) NASA just missed a golden opportunity to partner with the NRA for intergalactic target practice...
 
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 01:06:08 PM »
"We're all gonna die next week".

Dayum. And I just paid the bills.

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 01:17:31 PM »
"Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee!! we're all gonna die!"
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 01:33:58 PM »
1) Odds are they've known about this for some time.

2) NASA just missed a golden opportunity to partner with the NRA for intergalactic target practice...

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Spotted last October by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, 2007 TU24

They just spotted it 3 months ago. How can they say with any certainty there won't be another along before 2027? I'll bet if you'd asked them in Sept, they would have said there won't be a any asteroid passing this close until 2027 too.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 01:37:59 PM »
woohoo!
I've got $32,000 sitting in my tax account.....anyone for a bender filled with cocaine, expensive hookers and midgets?
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 01:51:08 PM »
I'm in. grin

But I'll pass on the drug portion. 

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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 01:51:18 PM »
I'm there...  grin
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 01:55:18 PM »
I'm in. grin

But I'll pass on the drug portion. 

Why?  You won't get your fair share with the hookers if you don't coke up.  I cut my coke with viagra for that "up all night" feeling.
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 02:15:06 PM »
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Re: We're all gonna die next week.
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2008, 03:09:46 PM »
Hookers and Boners, eh?

Since I know we have younger sons and daughters amongst us who peruse this forum...

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