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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: MillCreek on February 20, 2017, 10:36:47 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ShowerOrange/
All the cool kids are doing it.
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No really
huh?
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No really
huh?
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http://www.menshealth.com/health/shower-orange (http://www.menshealth.com/health/shower-orange)
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We're doomed.
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What is this "beard oil" the article mentioned?
I've had to clean oil and grease out of my beard after working on trucks and stuff many times. I've also had a fair amount of bacon grease in my beard but I've never intentionally put oil on it.
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Marketing ploy by the nat'l citrus growers' ass'n? ???
A clandestine movement's code phrase... "The chair is against the wall?" [tinfoil]
Similar to the goldfish swallowing fad? =|
Salvador Dali has been reincarnated? ;/
Stanford University study on "How stupid are these people?" :facepalm:
I don't know about you, but giving citrus juices the opportunity run down anywhere near my junk does not appeal to me. :O
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*shrug*
So, eating fruit in the shower. Not my thing, but on a weirdness scale... This is 2, maybe 3.
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Do a little research on why a lot of guys drink pineapple juice a week or so before a date.
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I thought of that.
Good girls will do it, but...
Bad girls don't give a damn about the flavorade.
I'm not signing this one so nobody can tell who posted it.
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What is this "beard oil" the article mentioned?
I've had to clean oil and grease out of my beard after working on trucks and stuff many times. I've also had a fair amount of bacon grease in my beard but I've never intentionally put oil on it.
I don't know. I am a member of dollar shave club and they try to sell you all sorts of odd items for shaving and other stuff.
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I suspect, but cannot prove, that beard oil is a euphemism for another kind of lubricant.
I'm not signing this one so nobody can tell who posted it, and I'm outta here.
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I suspect, but cannot prove, that beard oil is a euphemism for another kind of lubricant.
I'm not signing this one so nobody can tell who posted it, and I'm outta here.
Not a euphemism: http://www.askmen.com/grooming/appearance/best-beard-oils-reviewed.html (http://www.askmen.com/grooming/appearance/best-beard-oils-reviewed.html)
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I thought of that.
Good girls will do it, but...
Bad girls don't give a damn about the flavorade.
I'm not signing this one so nobody can tell who posted it.
Bad girls give a damn about the flavorade.
yeah, I said it and I don't give a damn who knows.
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As long as they remember to clean their orange peels out of the drain. ;/
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http://www.menshealth.com/health/shower-orange (http://www.menshealth.com/health/shower-orange)
In the morning— because this is really best done first thing, before your cerebral cortex is fully engaged— grab an orange from the fridge. Get your shower going good and hot. Then step in, ideally with the water hitting you in the chest.
Um, what? If I'm that groggy, then my eyes are still too tender to turn on the overhead light, and shave. And the rest of me doesn't feel up to it, either. And why would I shower before I shave? The shower is the perfect thing to wash off the shaving goop.
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Bad girls give a damn about the flavorade.
yeah, I said it and I don't give a damn who knows.
Tell us how you really feel Liz. =D
I've known some that like it somewhat savory or salty.
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Um, what? If I'm that groggy, then my eyes are still too tender to turn on the overhead light, and shave. And the rest of me doesn't feel up to it, either. And why would I shower before I shave? The shower is the perfect thing to wash off the shaving goop.
I had always wondered about that, too, shaving after showering seemed impractical, but then I read how the shower softens the hair and makes it easier on your skin when you shave, so guys should wait until after the shower to shave.
Then I wondered why no one has really pushed installing mirrors in the shower so you guys can shave right there.
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Then I wondered why no one has really pushed installing mirrors in the shower so you guys can shave right there.
I've heard of guys doing that. Some guys shave their heads in the shower every morning.
I like as much light as possible to shave by, so I'd have to install better lighting to even want to shave my face in the shower. Seems like it would waste water, anyway.
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I generally shave in the shower w/o a mirror. No shaving cream either, just Ivory soap and a sharp double-edge razor. Any spots that I miss, I can touch up with the electric razor that lives in the truck. But I usually don't miss.
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I've heard of guys doing that. Some guys shave their heads in the shower every morning.
I like as much light as possible to shave by, so I'd have to install better lighting to even want to shave my face in the shower. Seems like it would waste water, anyway.
That would be me. I have a mirror on the shower wall and use it to shave my head, face (other than a Van Dyke) and neck every morning.
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I shave before I shower. I put a nice hot towel on my face and pretend to have a conversation with the barber.
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I also shave in the shower. Need no mirror or foam, just a bar of soap and a Harry's razor. I do save shaving my face for post shower with a separate razor and handle, no soap or foam needed if I do it soon enough after the shower.
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I had always wondered about that, too, shaving after showering seemed impractical, but then I read how the shower softens the hair and makes it easier on your skin when you shave, so guys should wait until after the shower to shave.
Then I wondered why no one has really pushed installing mirrors in the shower so you guys can shave right there.
There is a reason some call it the three S's, *expletive deleted*it, shower and shave.
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There is a reason some call it the three S's, *expletive deleted*it, shower and shave.
Just not at the same time, please.
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Just not at the same time, please.
Why do you hate efficiency?
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Why do you hate efficiency?
Well, sometimes it just really stinks.
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Well, sometimes it just really stinks.
Maybe the citrus will cover the smell.
Also, it sounds like there might be a market for shower-drain-mounted garbage disposal systems.
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Maybe the citrus will cover the smell.
Also, it sounds like there might be a market for shower-drain-mounted garbage disposal systems.
That's what she said.
Also, it's already been done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15puo-dSEIY
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There is a reason some call it the three S's, *expletive deleted*it, shower and shave.
Just waffle stomp 'em down the drain and you've handled everything in one place. ;) ;) ;) ;)
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They're the same drains! -
George Costanza