Author Topic: Anyone up for a East Texas tiger hunt? (Read 2578 times)

seeker_two · « **on:** August 03, 2009, 06:35:54 AM »

http://www.freestonecountytimes.net/issues/20090801/

...and this is within 3 miles of my house.....sure hope .303Brit is enough gun for tigers....

LadySmith · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:41:06 AM »

Oooh...kitty!

If I catch it, can I keep it?

HankB · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2009, 08:38:58 AM »

Gee, if you bag it, will they let you keep the pelt?

(If the answer is "yes" I'll be mightily tempted to take a few days' vacation and drive over there . . . add another kitty to my collection.)

Scout26 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:08:06 AM »

I'd be more worried about the meth lab and the meth heads, then the big kitty cat.

Another vote for letting LS have it.

Viking · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:54:32 AM »

Quote from: scout26 on August 03, 2009, 10:08:06 AM

I'd be more worried about the meth lab and the meth heads, then the big kitty cat.

Another vote for letting LS have it.

Think we could train the tiger to kill and eat meth heads?

roo_ster · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:23:49 AM »

Quote from: LadySmith on August 03, 2009, 07:41:06 AM

Oooh...kitty!

If I catch it, can I keep it?

Watcha gonna feed it, when it requires tens of lbs of meat per week? Donkeys? Vagrants? People who speak at the theater?

Viking · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:54:37 PM »

Quote from: jfruser on August 03, 2009, 11:23:49 AM

Watcha gonna feed it, when it requires tens of lbs of meat per week? Donkeys? Vagrants? People who speak at the theater?

If she feed em those, I'm all for letting her keep it!

Headless Thompson Gunner · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:55:31 PM »

Quote from: jfruser on August 03, 2009, 11:23:49 AM

Watcha gonna feed it, when it requires tens of lbs of meat per week? Donkeys? Vagrants? People who speak at the theater?

That's what her other cats are for, right? House cats are high cuisine for a tiger.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:56:08 PM »

At first glance, I thought the Tiger might be attacking vehicles. :)

What is the attraction to keeping really big wild predators in your back yard?

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:57:05 PM »

Well... if it was a WEST Texas tiger hunt I'd be down with it.

That state's too dang big to drive through. Done it twice... don't want to do it again. Even for kitty-hunting.

never_retreat · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:57:55 PM »

Quote from: LadySmith on August 03, 2009, 07:41:06 AM

Oooh...kitty!

If I catch it, can I keep it?

Ryan in Maine · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:15:54 PM »

Don't shoot a perfectly good guard tiger! Tame it and train it!

roo_ster · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:25:51 PM »

Quote from: Ryan in Maine on August 03, 2009, 11:15:54 PM

Don't shoot a perfectly good guard tiger! Tame it and train it!

Then get your gay lover to be mauled by it and half turned into a turnip.

[Was it Siegfried or Roy who became a chew-toy? Whichever, I feel for the poor dude.)

Ryan in Maine · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:33:17 AM »

You mess with the tiger you get the stripes?

Scout26 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:37:46 AM »

Quote from: The Viking on August 03, 2009, 10:54:32 AM

Think we could train the tiger to kill and eat meth heads?

I'd hate to meet up with a tiger that's hopped up on meth.....

LadySmith · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:35:32 AM »

Quote from: scout26 on August 03, 2009, 10:08:06 AM

Another vote for letting LS have it.

Why, thank you Scout.

I'd consider making you a sammich for that.
I said "consider", not that I'd actually do it.

Quote from: jfruser on August 03, 2009, 11:23:49 AM

Watcha gonna feed it, when it requires tens of lbs of meat per week?

Tens of lbs of meat per week is nothing. Even tens of lbs of meat per day is less than what would be required if I made sammiches for all the guys who hound me for one.

Never_Retreat, I'm way beyond the "Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit".
I'm in the pros now.

Quote from: MechAg94 on August 03, 2009, 12:56:08 PM

What is the attraction to keeping really big wild predators in your back yard?

The back yard? It's a tiger...it can pretty much go where ever it wants to. You see that one did.

Quote from: Headless Thompson Gunner on August 03, 2009, 12:55:31 PM

That's what her other cats are for, right? House cats are high cuisine for a tiger.

No.
*Sigh* Just when I was starting to like you HTG, you had to go and say something like this.
When talk turns to harming my kitties, it's time for me to go.

Bye y'all.

209 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:09:36 AM »

LS-

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Why, thank you Scout. smiley
I'd consider making you a sammich for that.

Run Scout. Run now. Run far.

First she gets the tiger that she needs to feed 50 lbs of meat weekly.

Then she's going to invite you over and make you a sammich?

Alas, poor Scout, we knew him well.

seeker_two · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:35:54 AM »

Quote from: The Viking on August 03, 2009, 10:54:32 AM

Think we could train the tiger to kill and eat meth heads?

Oddly enough, the tiger was spotted near a minimum security prison....bet the convicts are trying hard to get paroled now...

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:40:44 AM »

Folks, as I've said before and am loathe to say again, let's consider our audience when we post.

Text is an absolutely horrible medium when it comes to conveying levity.

I'm sure HTG was simply posting in jest, but it never hurts to throw a smiley or "Just Kidding" in there for good measure.

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Author Topic: Anyone up for a East Texas tiger hunt? (Read 2578 times)