Easiest Crotch Pot Roast recipe ever:
1/4 stick butter in bottom of pot.
Plop meat on top of butter.
Evenly sprinkle 1 pkt Ranch Dressing Powdered Mix over meat.
Evenly sprinkle 1 pkt Brown Gravy Powdered Mix over meat.
Optional, Add a few sliced Pepperoncini peppers to taste.
Cook on low for 7hrs.
Eat!