http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-sued-porn-addiction-man-says-macbook-cost-his-marriage-kids-1345831#Dear sir:
Your man card is hereby officially revoked.
The grounds are as follows:
1. You bought an Apple "computer."
2. You have no will power.
3. You didn't "accidentally" type F***book when you meant to type Facebook. But for being on Facebook in the first place, this is strike 3 against your man card points.
4. Strike 4 comes from being a lying pantywaisted pussy and not admitting you typed in F***book intentionally.
5. You aren't out searching right now for your "kidnapped" kid and wife. Instead, you are whining to teh nooz and creating drama in a lawsuit.
I will be shredding your man card, and mixing it into a jar of goldfish feces. Why goldfish feces? Because it sounds wimpy and funny to me, and it's a great place to put man cards of people that don't deserve them.
