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The dog and the wife
« on: June 08, 2011, 06:53:59 PM »
In another thread I talked about our new dog having chewed a hole in a section of carpeting in the living room. It's pretty hard to miss, as it's right there when you walk in the front door.

Yesterday the dog started on another area in the carpet, maybe two feet away. I caught her before she could do much damage. I gated her in the kitchen.

Prior to this, she'd knocked over a tall vase and broke it, tore up some potted plants, and did some other things that weren't as serious as the carpet.

Today I kept her in my office. Things were okay until about two hours ago. I heard some noise, looked over, and saw that she'd started chewing the window sill (our windows are floor to ceiling, so she could chew while lying down).

My wife just got home, asked how the dog had been, and I showed her the window sill. I said that it wasn't a big deal, but if the dog kept damaging things, the costs were going to add up.

Right away she said that she'd take the dog back to the pound tomorrow. She didn't say it in a "the dog is uncontrollable, we have to take it back" voice. She said it in a "if you're going to complain, I'm going to take the dog back, and then gripe about it for twenty years" voice.

I love marriage. If given a choice, I'd keep the dog and take my wife to the pound.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 06:58:59 PM »
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 07:14:04 PM »
I love marriage. If given a choice, I'd keep the dog and take my wife to the pound.

You mean it's an option ... how come nobody ever told me ... Come here Sweetie Pie ... we're gonna take a little drive ... can you say pound, that's right you and me are going to the pound and only one of us is coming back ...  =)
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 07:35:56 PM »
is there a fee for dropping a wife at the pound?  we could eliminate the national debt
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »
Be careful  ...... you might be the one sleeping in the "doghouse."   :lol:
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 09:04:45 PM »
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I love marriage. If given a choice, I'd keep the dog and take my wife to the pound.
True words. Wise man. Marriage is a trap that is tempered by a good dog.

I hate to say this, but I would take my Golden Retriever any day over the wife.

The dog even licks my feet sometimes!

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 10:26:06 PM »
Does the dog get a vote in this matter?

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 10:59:05 PM »
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Does the dog get a vote in this matter?

Yes. She also thinks it should be my wife who goes to the pound.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 11:13:10 PM »
One of the benefits of single life. I make the decisions. No 2nd guessing.
No flak, no smoke screen. No holding anything over my head, because no one has anything to hold. Very liberating.
I have come to the conclusion that I am not the "marrying" type. Went down that road before and I WILL NOT go down it again.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 11:27:32 PM »
Yes. She also thinks it should be my wife who goes to the pound.

Well, you know the deciding test, right?  Lock the dog and the wife both in the trunk of the car for a few hours.  When you let them out, the one that is still glad to see you stays.

or..

Offer the both of them their choice of a Slim Jim or a tennis bracelet.  The one that lets you off cheap stays.

Seriously, when the dog starts to do something wrong firmly tell it "no" and immediately give it something approved to play with instead.  Poor critter is probably bored.  If I was stuck in a room watching you type I'd probably chew the window sill myself!

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 11:49:30 PM »
Right away she said that she'd take the dog back to the pound tomorrow. She didn't say it in a "the dog is uncontrollable, we have to take it back" voice. She said it in a "if you're going to complain, I'm going to take the dog back, and then gripe about it for twenty years" voice.

I love marriage. If given a choice, I'd keep the dog and take my wife to the pound.

Was there a point to this post? If so I missed it completely. Is the dog going back to the pound or not?
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 11:52:40 PM »
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Was there a point to this post? If so I missed it completely. Is the dog going back to the pound or not?

The point was the nature of wives. As for the dog, I don't want it to go back to the pound, and I'm certain my wife was bluffing. If not, I'll put both of them in the trunk of the car and see what happens.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 11:58:19 PM »
If not, I'll put both of them in the trunk of the car and see what happens.

We'll need pictures.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 01:52:44 AM »
Sounds to me like a dog that needs more exercise, more toys, and more training.  Not necessarilly in that order.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 06:30:04 AM »
One of the benefits of single life. I make the decisions. No 2nd guessing.
No flak, no smoke screen. No holding anything over my head, because no one has anything to hold. Very liberating.
I have come to the conclusion that I am not the "marrying" type. Went down that road before and I WILL NOT go down it again.

Amen!  Couldn't have said it better myself.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 10:14:00 AM »
We'll need pictures.

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 01:00:53 PM »
Am I the only happily married guy on this board? >:D
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 01:06:46 PM »
Am I the only happily married guy on this board? >:D

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 01:53:12 PM »
Raises hand... We gotta "medium/OK" over here.  =)
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 01:54:18 PM »
Am I the only happily married guy on this board? >:D

Most definitely not. ;)
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« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2011, 02:30:51 PM »
Most definitely not. ;)

Eh, you guys are still young. Give it time. ;)

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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2011, 04:11:47 PM »
As someone who's making the transition from "young" to "the middle" I can say my circumstances have actually improved somewhat.

About four years ago, things came to a head with multiple relationship stressors: Four infants/toddlers, job loss, and some untreated anemia/medical issues.

And things have actually rebounded a bit since then.

The trick is to be brutally honest with yourself. And that does not just mean avoiding self-deception and denial when things are bad, but also taking the time to step back and take note when things are better too.
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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2011, 05:04:28 PM »
Eh, you guys are still young. Give it time. ;)


rofl >:D this^^
It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2011, 07:18:39 PM »
Some people function better in a marriage / relationship.  I learned the hard way that I am not one of them.  I've been single for about a year, and I love it more with each passing day. 

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Re: The dog and the wife
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2011, 07:22:39 PM »
Am I the only happily married guy on this board? >:D

No, I love my wife, and being married.

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which is not to say she doesn't drive me bonkers me sometimes.