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Terpsichore

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Re: New Here
« Reply #150 on: September 10, 2011, 06:04:53 PM »
Quote from: adively on September 10, 2011, 05:33:06 PM
Nope.....still waiting for wimmins to make sammiches.


Any chance of getting a volunteer to help make said sammiches?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #151 on: September 10, 2011, 07:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 10, 2011, 06:04:53 PM

Any chance of getting a volunteer to help make said sammiches?

If I volunteer, does that mean I get to stand next to a girl and not be made fun of?  Or even a grrl, or gyrl, or gurl or however it is they want to spell it?

And if I stand next to them, how close would I have to be before their cooties could jump over and land on me? [tinfoil]

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Re: New Here
« Reply #152 on: September 10, 2011, 07:54:18 PM »
I have given up on the sammitches, and have instead directed Mrs. fistful to make calzones.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #153 on: September 10, 2011, 09:10:47 PM »
I gave up on the sammiches, too.  I have Mrs. RocketMan grilling up some T-bones.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #154 on: September 10, 2011, 09:27:11 PM »
I helped a friend move a horse today, and the new barn also had two cows.

One was named T-Bone, the other was named Porter.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #155 on: September 10, 2011, 09:59:53 PM »
I never asked for a sammich, all I wanted was ammo and Jägermeister and I ain't got that yet neither!

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Re: New Here
« Reply #156 on: September 10, 2011, 10:03:13 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 07, 2011, 07:27:47 PM
Terpsichore: I may be the only guy here who says this....but you don't have to make me a sammich....my wife frowns upon me making sammiches with other women....


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Ah, that explains things. I was wondering why a "Hi, I'm new" thread was already at 7 pages.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #157 on: September 10, 2011, 11:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on September 10, 2011, 09:27:11 PM
I helped a friend move a horse today, and the new barn also had two cows.

One was named T-Bone, the other was named Porter.

I think I would help him, too. Did you stay for dinner?
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