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Re: New Here
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2011, 01:58:23 AM »
and...

Quote from: Strings
There are like three or four different threads it could have been in. So laugh it up, fuzzball

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Re: New Here
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2011, 02:01:03 AM »
'Twas not I, sir. Must certainly have been my evil twin, Skippy...
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What was that about a pearl handled revolver and someone from New Orleans again?

Screw it: just autoclave the planet (thanks Birdman)

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Re: New Here
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2011, 02:03:05 AM »
Skippy has access to your FB page?

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Re: New Here
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2011, 02:07:31 AM »
Uhhhh...

Rev must've hacked me!

Yeah... that's it!

Seriously: two pages on an intro thread, and nobody has stepped up to "fix" the fact that this lady knows nothing about Zardoz?

I am shocked... shocked, I say!
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No Child Should Live In Fear

What was that about a pearl handled revolver and someone from New Orleans again?

Screw it: just autoclave the planet (thanks Birdman)

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Re: New Here
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2011, 02:08:44 AM »
Yes, on to more important things.  Zardoz, then mebbe a fractal?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2011, 02:15:56 AM »
That's ok.  I don't mind, it's more fun reading Strings' reaction to things on here.  lol
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Re: New Here
« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2011, 02:19:55 AM »
Hello!
Quote from: Strings on September 07, 2011, 02:07:31 AM
Seriously: two pages on an intro thread, and nobody has stepped up to "fix" the fact that this lady knows nothing about Zardoz?
Zardoz?

Did you say Zardoz?

Oh, you mean him.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2011, 02:23:23 AM »
Actually makes you wish ole Sean would put on a kilt, don't it?

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Re: New Here
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2011, 02:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on September 07, 2011, 02:23:23 AM
Actually makes you wish ole Sean would put on a kilt, don't it?

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Or a burqa.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2011, 02:29:40 AM »
Oh.  My.  Goodness.  Do I even wanna know....that costume can NOT be comfy....
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Re: New Here
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2011, 02:39:15 AM »
Doubleyew-tee-eff, another new chick. My femininity would feel threatened, if I had any.

So yeah, the auto-correct guys were having fun again. One off letter in "femininity" and it auto-corrects to felinity.

Anyway, hi new chick! Speaking of threatened felinity, be it known that I am the designated board whiner. And suchlike.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2011, 02:41:38 AM »
Ps: AJ wasn't kidding. I was delighted to discover.  >:D
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Re: New Here
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2011, 04:47:43 AM »
Do you like gladiator movies?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2011, 05:53:10 AM »
Welcome aboard.

So Stings is now a neener head.

And you also if you haven't already need to watch Firefly.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2011, 06:12:05 AM »
Welcome to APS....where Rule 34 isn't just a rule, it's a way of life....  =D
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Re: New Here
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2011, 07:07:58 AM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 12:52:14 AM
And it is VERY refreshing to see someone get the screen name reference.  Thank you Stetson.

Some of us neener-heads know how to google.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2011, 07:13:18 AM »
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Some of us neener-heads know how to google.
Dam straight!

I googled "stetson", and found the Stetson Baptist Church in FL ('course it took 7 pages to get by all of that hat garbage....)
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Re: New Here
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2011, 07:29:31 AM »
So I wake up and find a new girl on the board who does not know about Zardoz (and possibly Firefly/Serenity as well); Strings is a neener-head; and nobody has bothered to make the official APS welcome statement yet.  OK, Im upright if not actually awake so I guess it falls to me.

Welcome, Terpsichore, to APS.  Newbie buys the beer and ammo.  I'll take something in a dark porter and .45 Auto Rim, please.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2011, 07:43:05 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 07, 2011, 05:53:10 AM
So Stings is now a neener head.


What do you mean now? He always has been.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2011, 07:47:20 AM »
Sorry Skid, we were all too busy sucking in our guts (Shut up, Mrs. Smith) to remember about booze and ammo requests...  :P

But welcome, Terpsichore, to our little nuthouse on the intertubes. 

I'm sure you'll find that we're (mostly) harmless...  So long as you remember that it's all Fistful's fault, that the black helicopters are actually dark green, and that Firefly quotes are dang near mandatory.  We won't shun you if you haven't seen it yet, but if you haven't, you'll need to rectify that posthaste...

Oh, almost forgot.  Bacon or detcord fixes anything.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2011, 08:08:21 AM »
Welcome to the board.  What do you know about Firefly?  Do you like bacon or sausage? Oh and I will take 100 rounds of 9mm and 6 of Sam Adams.  =)
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Re: New Here
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2011, 08:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 12:15:08 AM
New here: Strings suggested I might find some of the conversations interesting.

He's usually right about things, so here goes.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2011, 08:22:07 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on September 07, 2011, 07:47:20 AM
Firefly quotes are dang near mandatory.  We won't shun you if you haven't seen it yet...

Liar.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2011, 08:34:04 AM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on September 07, 2011, 02:39:15 AM
Doubleyew-tee-eff, another new chick. My femininity would feel threatened, if I had any.

So yeah, the auto-correct guys were having fun again. One off letter in "femininity" and it auto-corrects to felinity.

Anyway, hi new chick! Speaking of threatened felinity, be it known that I am the designated board whiner. And suchlike.

Sounds hotter the other way.


BTW, new chick makes the sammiches.  Mine had better have bacon.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2011, 08:40:07 AM »
Welcome aboard. Apparently no one else has explained the rules.

New guy or gal gets the ammo and the alcohol.

As always, I'll take mine in 6.8SPC and a good rum.
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