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Re: New Here
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2011, 09:04:47 AM »
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BTW, new chick makes the sammiches.  Mine had better have bacon.
BLT here.

Xtra bacon, with thousand island instead of mayo.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2011, 09:22:47 AM »
Quote from: makattak on September 07, 2011, 08:40:07 AM
Welcome aboard. Apparently no one else has explained the rules.

New guy or gal gets the ammo and the alcohol.

As always, I'll take mine in 6.8SPC and a good rum.

I just grabbed a bottle of Cruzan Black Strap for my fishing trip. 
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Re: New Here
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
Dang.  Forgot to put in libation/ammo request.

Club soda and .30 carbine.

(I feel wimpish today.)

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Re: New Here
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2011, 11:05:38 AM »
Welcome Terps! Always room for another girl to help whip the boys in line when needed, which is usually. They're bold, but sweet in their own peculiar ways and you won't find a better bunch around. (A third of them are tilting their heads down with shy smiles and blushing, another third have their chests puffed out and guts sucked in, and the remaining third of them are scowling at me for daring to compliment them in public - you'll figure out who's in which group in short order.)

And boys, getting a bit frisky aren't you? I didn't get the Firefly/Serenity/Bacon/Zardoz/Hoff requirements until I'd been here a bit longer. She seems able to hold her own but don't push too hard! And sammiches? Where the hell did that come from? Make your own dam sammiches. As to eight more muses? You can't HANDLE eight more muses!

9mm practice rounds (cheap is fine) and I think I'm in a Kettle mood today. Thank you.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2011, 11:06:36 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 07, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
(I feel wimpish today.)

Welcome.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2011, 11:07:01 AM »
Welcome!

Not feeling the muse this morning, but glad you're here anyway.

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Re: New Here
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2011, 11:09:21 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 07, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
Welcome Terps! Always room for another girl to help whip the boys in line when needed, which is usually. They're bold, but sweet in their own peculiar ways and you won't find a better bunch around. (A third of them are tilting their heads down with shy smiles and blushing, another third have their chests puffed out and guts sucked in, and the remaining third of them are scowling at me for daring to compliment them in public - you'll figure out who's in which group in short order.)

And boys, getting a bit frisky aren't you? I didn't get the Firefly/Serenity/Bacon/Zardoz/Hoff requirements until I'd been here a bit longer. She seems able to hold her own but don't push too hard! And sammiches? Where the hell did that come from? Make your own dam sammiches. As to eight more muses? You can't HANDLE eight more muses!

9mm practice rounds (cheap is fine) and I think I'm in a Kettle mood today. Thank you.



Yes but she was directed here by one of our own.  So she gets no reprieve.

Oh and I will place drink and ammo order once done playing Army.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2011, 11:21:45 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 07, 2011, 11:09:21 AM
Yes but she was directed here by one of our own.  So she gets no reprieve.

Oh and I will place drink and ammo order once done playing Army.

Cripes that is going to be a large order...don't bankrupt her.

She hasn't replied since early early this morning....after ZOB brought out the Zardoz pictures....ZOB you might have scared her off.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2011, 11:23:33 AM »
Quote from: adively on September 07, 2011, 11:21:45 AM
She hasn't replied since early early this morning....after ZOB brought out the Zardoz pictures....ZOB you might have scared her off.

If she is who I think, that wouldn't do it.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2011, 11:52:01 AM »
Who am I supposed to be?  Haven't been scared off, it takes a bit to do that. 
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Re: New Here
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2011, 11:57:50 AM »
3 page introduction thread.... must be a new girl. 

Welcome.  :P  I don't need any ammo, but if you've got a spare power plant just hanging around, I could use that. 
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Re: New Here
« Reply #61 on: September 07, 2011, 11:58:13 AM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 11:52:01 AM
Who am I supposed to be?  Haven't been scared off, it takes a bit to do that. 

If she hangs with Strings we aren't going to scare her off this quick. :facepalm:
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Re: New Here
« Reply #62 on: September 07, 2011, 11:59:00 AM »
Would you all rather scare me off?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #63 on: September 07, 2011, 12:02:52 PM »
Well, MY felinity is threatened by a new female on board (no, not really. Just wanted to use "felinty" in a sentance)

Lets see.... Bacon sandwich, and you can skip the bread, some .45+p, and hmmmmm.... I'll take some Curzan as well  =D
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Re: New Here
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2011, 12:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 11:59:00 AM
Would you all rather scare me off?

No, we can use you to get to Strings.  >:D[popcorn]
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Re: New Here
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2011, 12:21:02 PM »
*halo*  I would never dream of doing anything like that to Strings....
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Re: New Here
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2011, 12:27:43 PM »
So what would you dream of doing to Strings?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2011, 12:29:37 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 12:21:02 PM
*halo*  I would never dream of doing anything like that to Strings....

Then you might not fit in here. :laugh:J/K

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So what would you dream of doing to Strings?

Good question.  So?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2011, 12:35:11 PM »
Nothing that would involve him getting back at me...he knows where to find me.  lol
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Re: New Here
« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2011, 12:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
Nothing that would involve him getting back at me...he knows where to find me.  lol

But that is half the challenge.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #70 on: September 07, 2011, 12:47:24 PM »
Good point....
And thanks MrsSmith, I'm trying to hold my own on here, but still very much feel like hiding in the corner.  Strings says I need to come out of my shell more.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #71 on: September 07, 2011, 01:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Terpsichore on September 07, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
Nothing that would involve him getting back at me...he knows where to find me.  lol

Yeah, but if you do it right it could be weeks before he would be able to even start looking.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #72 on: September 07, 2011, 01:20:45 PM »
Hello, new woman person!!

First off, I'll take some 185grRN .45 ACP and a big jug of Red Stag (Haven't had any in awhile, may need to rectify that tonight.

Jump right in and don't be shy.  Always room for one more at the bar!

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Re: New Here
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2011, 01:29:35 PM »
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If she hangs with Strings we aren't going to scare her off this quick.

Strings can empty an auditorium in three minutes just by walking in. I suspect our new member is made of tougher stuff than most. That, or she can't see. ;)
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Re: New Here
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2011, 02:00:09 PM »
I'll take .45 Colt or .41 Magnum, either one but not that that wimpy "cowboy" stuff, and a pint of Jägermeister.  (I don't really like Jägermeister, I just like to say Jägermeister.  "Jägermeister") 

I can make my own sandwich; got the best home grown tomatoes ever this year.  Not enough to can, but almost too many to eat.  Almost.

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