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Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« on: May 16, 2012, 03:42:42 PM »
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 03:57:35 PM »
 :O Bravo!

Iron will + iron. Tough combo.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2012, 04:04:51 PM »
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He hit it several more times, then another friend shot it a couple of times just to make sure it was dead.

This!

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Apollo already had his rabies shots.

And this!  Win!!1  =D
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2012, 05:14:17 PM »
It's a good thing he had a 14-inch cast-iron skillet instead of one of them puny 9-inch skillets  ;)
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2012, 05:25:00 PM »
Heavy and slow always wins!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 06:05:17 PM »
Earlier this year, a man stabbed a mountain lion to death...using a Spyderco folder :O.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 06:06:57 PM »
I wonder if Simply Rugged makes a holster for a 14" iron skillet  ???

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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2012, 07:20:53 PM »
WE NEED TO BAN ASSAULT SKILLET PANS!!!!! [tinfoil]
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 07:28:08 PM »
And my wife keeps after me to sell my cast iron frying pans and just use teflon-coated aluminium. PFFT!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 07:28:33 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 16, 2012, 05:25:00 PM
Heavy and slow always wins!

We have a winnah!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 09:11:05 PM »
Who knew!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2012, 10:15:15 PM »
this is why it is imperative to carry cast iron fry pans with you while hiking the back country.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 11:29:03 PM »
Quote from: gunsmith on May 16, 2012, 10:15:15 PM
this is why it is imperative to carry cast iron fry pans with you while hiking the back country.

Don't tell gunkid, he will wear them as trama plates.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 05:55:38 AM »
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2012, 07:27:09 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 17, 2012, 05:55:38 AM
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?

Now there's a man with his priorities straight!

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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2012, 02:03:27 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 17, 2012, 05:55:38 AM
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?

Well, at least the cat had a good last meal. mmmm bacon
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2012, 03:26:10 PM »
Quote from: gunsmith on May 17, 2012, 02:03:27 PM
Well, at least the cat had a good last meal. mmmm bacon

Hell, I'd kill the mountain lion as well.  Work quick enough, you can get it back!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2012, 10:15:29 PM »
The frying pan. So ubiquitous and deadly. I wonder if we could find other stories of people triumphing through skillet arms.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2012, 10:47:50 PM »
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2012, 10:57:49 PM »
So does this guy automatically get his Combat Kitchen Badge?
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2012, 10:59:05 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 17, 2012, 10:57:49 PM
So does this guy automatically get his Combat Kitchen Badge?

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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2012, 11:25:23 PM »
Blunt force trauma FTW.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2012, 02:01:03 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 17, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
The frying pan. So ubiquitous and deadly. I wonder if we could find other stories of people triumphing through skillet arms.

I see what you did there ...
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 03:10:22 PM »
"skillet arms"

Oh!  Now I get it!

Duh me.  :facepalm: I was still hung up mentally on the potential bacon waste.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 03:18:15 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 18, 2012, 03:10:22 PM
"skillet arms"

Oh!  Now I get it!

Duh me.  :facepalm: I was still hung up mentally on the potential bacon waste.
Don't egg him on.
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