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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2012, 09:37:49 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on May 18, 2012, 03:18:15 PM
Don't egg him on.
You are such a ham......
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2012, 11:45:45 AM »
I've never sausage bad puns...
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2012, 04:09:46 PM »
I guess we've made a complete hash of this thread...
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2012, 04:22:20 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on May 19, 2012, 04:09:46 PM
I guess we've made a complete hash of this thread...

It's toast, now  =(
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2012, 04:25:16 PM »
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 04:48:28 PM »
These are the yolks, people!  Is this thing on? <taps mike three times>  TAP TAP TAP SKWEEEL! 
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2012, 07:58:32 PM »
Have we juiced this one enough?.....
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2012, 10:18:40 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on May 19, 2012, 07:58:32 PM
Have we juiced this one enough?.....
Humor, like coffee, should be good to the last drop.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2012, 09:21:37 PM »
The blows probably scrambled the kitty's brains  ;)
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2012, 10:22:39 PM »
Better that than to be caught poaching....
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2012, 04:22:06 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on May 16, 2012, 05:14:17 PM
It's a good thing he had a 14-inch cast-iron skillet instead of one of them puny 9-inch skillets  ;)

A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2012, 08:56:25 AM »
Quote from: stevelyn on May 21, 2012, 04:22:06 AM
A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.

I prefer to stick with the more common caliber skillets.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2012, 11:44:41 AM »
It appears we've stumbled on the new light & fast vs. slow & heavy debate.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2012, 12:28:38 PM »
i use frying pans as threat plates in my trauma vest
They can soak up both .308 and bacon grease
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2012, 01:00:57 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on May 21, 2012, 11:44:41 AM
It appears we've stumbled on the new light & fast vs. slow & heavy debate.

As long as we don't get into non-stick Teflon vs cast iron and "cop killer skillet" debates.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 01:12:59 PM »
Quote from: Ben on May 21, 2012, 01:00:57 PM
As long as we don't get into non-stick Teflon vs cast iron and "cop killer skillet" debates.

I don't know why anyone needs any of this chef grade PTFE cookware.  The constution was written when only cast iron was around, it's the only cookware that's protected by it!
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2012, 01:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick1911 on May 21, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
I don't know why anyone needs any of this chef grade PTFE cookware.  The constution was written when only cast iron was around, it's the only cookware that's protected by it!
Hey, buddy. Just like machineguns, if the Framers had access to stainless, non-stick, aluminum-core saute pans, they woulda used 'em.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2012, 02:28:26 PM »
We need Teflon pans to penetrate the body armor worn by today's mountain lions.

Or should I say cougar? Who else thinks that stories about mountain lions would be more fun if they were called cougars?
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2012, 09:18:21 PM »
Quote from: stevelyn on May 21, 2012, 04:22:06 AM
A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.

Just nothing under 5", plz.....Rob Pincus says the sub-compact skillets are unreliable....
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2012, 01:30:12 AM »
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2012, 04:44:13 PM »
Lorena Bobbitt.  Anthony Wiener.  Seriously, folks- what are the odds this frying pan attack  would happen on "Bloody Basin Rd?  God has a sense of humor.
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2012, 05:38:25 PM »
Quote from: tokugawa on May 23, 2012, 04:44:13 PM
Lorena Bobbitt.  Anthony Wiener.  Seriously, folks- what are the odds this frying pan attack  would happen on "Bloody Basin Rd?  God has a sense of humor.

I used to camp at a place called Bear Park.

I saw bear sign every time that I went there.





There was a sign that said "Bear Park"  =D
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Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2012, 06:17:29 PM »
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