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Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« on: October 09, 2017, 07:33:51 PM »
http://www.dailywire.com/news/22084/australian-feminists-lose-their-minds-over-emily-zanotti

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“Your husband is a grown up and you’re not his mother," wrote one group member.

"My husband can make his own damn lunch," scolded another.

One user even went further: “I make my husband the same thing he makes me. Nothing!!”

Others called her a "slave," and a "throwback" to the 1950s. They accused Maddie of being "weird"...

My slave/mother feels bad if she fails to pack a lunch for me. She's so weird.
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2017, 10:30:26 PM »
I'm eating the lunch my wife made me right now.  =D
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2017, 10:38:49 PM »
Just devoured a slice of apple pie, made by my talented and awesome wife.  I'm sure its misogynistic to even enjoy it, somehow.

Great title,  lol.
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2017, 10:50:50 PM »
Personally, I love a little oppression in my apple pie. My wife always makes it that way - or else.

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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2017, 04:00:53 AM »
The last bag lunch anyone ever made for me was by my Mom while I was in high school.  After that it was the college dorms/cafeteria "making" my lunch or local restaurants or myself.

I still have a bunch of lunch bags left over from before I retired.  No use for them now.

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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2017, 06:47:40 AM »
Most days, I pack my wife a lunch, because she has to be at work half an hour before I do.  Am I supposed to turn in my man card now? :lol:
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2017, 07:07:04 AM »
Quote from: Chris on October 10, 2017, 06:47:40 AM
Most days, I pack my wife a lunch, because she has to be at work half an hour before I do.  Am I supposed to turn in my man card now? :lol:


I think you're supposed to apologize for infantilizing your wife. And throw in an apology for white supremacy, just for good measure.
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2017, 07:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Chris on October 10, 2017, 06:47:40 AM
Most days, I pack my wife a lunch, because she has to be at work half an hour before I do.  Am I supposed to turn in my man card now? :lol:

That's as bad, if not actually worse!

You're forcing your culinary will on your wife and depriving her of her God-given right to choose which slices of bread go on her sandwich!

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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2017, 07:43:00 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 10, 2017, 04:00:53 AM
The last bag lunch anyone ever made for me was by my Mom while I was in high school.  After that it was the college dorms/cafeteria "making" my lunch or local restaurants or myself.

I still have a bunch of lunch bags left over from before I retired.  No use for them now.

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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2017, 07:45:33 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 10, 2017, 07:38:50 AM
That's as bad, if not actually worse!

You're forcing your culinary will on your wife and depriving her of her God-given right to choose which slices of bread go on her sandwich!

Of course.

If a wife does something nice for her husband, it's degrading to her.
If a husband does something nice for his wife, it's degrading to her.

Makes sense, right?
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2017, 09:45:59 AM »
In Liberal City, members of the same family are not supposed to do things for one other.

Sick critical bastards.

We pay FAR too much attention to the lunatic fringe, which is best ignored.
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2017, 09:48:52 AM »
Quote from: HankB on October 10, 2017, 09:45:59 AM
In Liberal City, members of the same family are not supposed to do things for one other.


What if the wife is white, and her husband is an Australian of color? Would she be allowed to do nice things for him then?
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2017, 12:51:01 PM »
Quote from: fistful on October 09, 2017, 10:50:50 PM
Personally, I love a little oppression in my apple pie. My wife always makes it that way - or else.



Preferably, if she's not wearing shoes while chained to stove.....
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2017, 01:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on October 10, 2017, 12:51:01 PM
Preferably, if she's not wearing shoes while chained to stove.....

C'mon, at least use a shackle midway between the stove, fridge, and sink.
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2017, 07:57:17 PM »
Nah, just make sure the chain can reach the sink and the fridge for sammich makin'....

 ;) ;)

P.s.  I make my son's lunch everyday.  Am I being repressed or merely exploited??
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« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2017, 08:18:27 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on October 10, 2017, 01:05:36 PM
C'mon, at least use a shackle midway between the stove, fridge, and sink.

Exactly!  I hear that one S.L Jackson does just that in his home.
 
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Re: Woman makes sammitch - broads triggered
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2017, 07:53:01 AM »
Black Snake Moan...

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The only redeeming quality was Christina Ricci nekkid...
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