There's decades of counter examples, decades of low level war against us (whichever us you're considering here) that gives them pretty low credibility.
Ku Klux Klan unveils new membership outreach to Catholics, Jews.
Most Exalted High Cyklops Kenneth K. Kliegel of the Ku Klux Klan has announced a new program for the storied organization. "We've seen a decline in new memberships, lately, said Kliegel, especially among the young. With the brainwashing from Jew leftists such as the ADL and SPLC, many have the wrong idea of what we stand for. In the past, we have only recruited from the Protestant community, so our Jewish and Catholic membership has been limited. We realize now that we can build a larger, stronger Klan only with the addition of a diverse new membership. Jews are great fund-raisers. My father used to say, "A Jew can squeeze the last dollar out of an acorn. He admired the Jews. Of course, the Catholics have great organizational skills. If youve seen The DaVinci Code, you know how good they are at keeping secrets and suppressing opposition, and a secret society like ours can really use that good old-fashioned Amerikan know-how.
Keith Kelso, of the group's New York koven, will be in charge of the project. "The Klan has always stood for patriotism, for traditional Judeo-Kristian values, and for strong families," Kelso said, resplendent in his gleaming white robes with crimson trim (he is a member of the Klan's elite Krimson Korp - responsible for "Kommunity Interaction," such as cross-burning) as I spoke with him in his beautifully furnished office. "Of course, many Jews and Catholics share these values, but they perceive the Klan as being hostile to their interests. Despite this negative image peddled by shyster ACLU lawyers and other race-mixing Jews, we hope that Jews and Catholics can see past their prejudice and open their minds to us.
The outreach will officially kick off next April, at Light My Krucifix With Your Menorah Mixers to be held in Jewish and Catholic communities throughout the nation and timed to coincide with the Jewish Passover and the lenten season. Thats a special time of year for Jews and Papists, and it is for us, too. Were trying to find someone to prepare traditional Jewish cuisine for us, in case they wont eat normal food. Were pretty sure the Katholics will. If we cant find any Jew cooks, well still be grilling pork steaks and cheeseburgers and if anybody wont eat that, theyre probably not good Amerikans, anyway. Kelso said the theme for the events will be Kikes, Katholics and Kristians, Kome Together!
