Kids are great.
Kids with dad are great. Dad just want's to get it done. Bad dad jokes rock.
Kids with Karen are great. Karen? Not so much.
We get the beauty pageant poor little kids too... Mommy spends 20 minutes primping 'em, and then demands reshoots... "Hey, kid, look at me at tell me what you want for Christmas?" - rictus grin.
Teenagers get abused.
College kids get watched. No, there will not be a giant dildo in the photo.
High school girls in groups get situated, photographed, and Santa's hands are ALWAYS visible. And we try to set a speed record for those, because sometimes the girls think that they're gonna play with Santa.
Happy hour office ladies, after a few wines of rounds, can get weird. Bad Touch!