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Title: Funny boat names
Post by: 230RN on July 04, 2018, 05:19:20 AM

When I was in college, one of our group of ne'er-do-well snotnoses lived on a Marina on Long Island.  His family had more money than Heaven's Treasury.  We'd sometimes get together at his place and I was always fascinated with the boat names I saw --some were pretty weird.  Anyhow, I found this list of boat names recently.

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-boat-names-ships/

"Unsinkable II" was particularly funny to me.

Title: Re: Funny boat names
Post by: HankB on July 04, 2018, 08:40:02 AM

Good name for a sailboat:  Breaking Wind

Title: Re: Funny boat names
Post by: TommyGunn on July 04, 2018, 10:17:09 AM

Seen on a rubber raft maybe 40 years ago: TINY TITANIC.  =|

Title: Re: Funny boat names
Post by: bedlamite on July 04, 2018, 10:29:31 AM

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/boaty-mcboatface-completes-its-first-mission-180963863/

Title: Re: Funny boat names
Post by: Hawkmoon on July 04, 2018, 10:46:54 AM

I was treated by a proctologist once, many years ago. He had a boat, named SUNA.


















SUNA is "anus" spelled backwards.

Title: Re: Funny boat names
Post by: Ben on July 04, 2018, 11:48:47 AM

Quote from: Hawkmoon on July 04, 2018, 10:46:54 AM

I was treated by a proctologist once, many years ago. He had a boat, named SUNA.
SUNA is "anus" spelled backwards.

If you ever run into a proctologist at a party, stick by him, because you'll hear the funniest stories ever.

https://youtu.be/tujqM2u-BVo?t=193