"Daddy, what's that?"
"Well, son, you never met her but that's your great-grandmother Phelonee's butt tattoo."
"Butt tattoo? Two 'L's?
"Yeah, one on each cheek she got it so when she was pole dancing and bent over it would spell LoL. People loved it. Made a lot of money that way."
"Wow."
"That's why we live in this quadruple wide trailer. Not everybody can afford to live like this."
"Ohhhh."
"Yeah, They were a great generation. Artistic, innovative, classy. We've fallen far since their time."
"Can we get back to where they were?"
That, young Dingleberry, is up to you and your friends!"