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Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« on: January 29, 2011, 10:06:05 AM »
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/text/2014068943.html

Who'd a thunk it with a name like that?  And wouldn't you want lead to shield you from the toxic radiation?

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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2011, 10:21:48 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on January 29, 2011, 10:06:05 AM
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/text/2014068943.html

Who'd a thunk it with a name like that?  And wouldn't you want lead to shield you from the toxic radiation?



From the article, it sounds like you wouldn't need a lead shield; there's plenty enough in the candy itself.   :facepalm:
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2011, 11:39:26 AM »
We've been importing Pakistan's nuclear waste?
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2011, 05:35:39 PM »
Can you think of a better way to be rid of it?
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 06:42:42 PM »
Broken link  =|
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2011, 09:09:10 PM »
As long as it doesn't have HFCS...
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2011, 10:40:24 PM »
http://smartabouthealth.net/diet/2011/01/30/nuclear-sludge-candy-bars-recalled-due-to-lead/

Um... just what exactly is a SAFE amount of lead in a candy bar? :facepalm:
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 10:41:27 PM »
I wonder what irony tastes like.
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 10:48:42 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba on January 30, 2011, 09:09:10 PM
As long as it doesn't have HFCS...
...or red dye...
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2011, 12:07:13 AM »
I was at a friend's house tonight, and happened to mention this. Sure enough, their daughter had a half-eaten "barrel" of the Toxic Waste candy.
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 09:13:50 AM »
But, but, but... lead is all natural.  It has to be good for you!

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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2011, 09:33:04 AM »
Don't blame the manufacturer, they just got confused when they saw the elemental symbol and thought it was peanut butter.
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2011, 03:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Devonai on January 31, 2011, 09:33:04 AM
Don't blame the manufacturer, they just got confused when they saw the elemental symbol and thought it was peanut butter.

I  LOL'd!  =D

And to think, people are enrolling their kids in chinese classes because they think we're going to lose to them...

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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2011, 03:54:41 PM »
And the Ambulance Chaser TV commercials for "Have you eaten Nuclear Sludge cany bars?" will begin in 3.. 2.. 1..

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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2011, 08:46:32 PM »
Have you experienced death from mesothelioma? If so call Tarantula and Tarantula, attorneys at law...

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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2011, 11:16:46 PM »
What is it with the links in this story?  Neither of them worked.
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2011, 11:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on January 31, 2011, 09:13:50 AM
But, but, but... lead is all natural.  It has to be good for you!

Brad

So is arsenic. Tasty tasty arsenic.
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2011, 11:54:22 PM »
Chinese made router? [tinfoil] didn't work for me either. and, ya i think mine is. :facepalm:
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Re: Toxic Nuclear Waste Sludge candy bars are recalled
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2011, 05:41:25 PM »
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2014068943_apuscandyrecallnuclearsludge.html

The Times has been having problems lately with bad links. I did a search on the home page and found this. It works, at least as of today.
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2011, 08:01:11 PM »
Thanks Millcreek, that one worked.
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