Author Topic: Caption contest! (Read 2277 times)

garyk/nm · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:11:16 PM »

Is that a 40-round mag, or are you just glad to see me?

Sorry, I'll go stand in the corner now...

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:13:50 PM »

Post ban magazines....its like Clinton never existed.....

Full capacity magazines....its like when you got your first Red Ryder all over again!

grampster · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:17:01 PM »

"Charley was in the process of flubbing his 6 rifle juggle because the flash of the camera disrupted his concentration"

Guest · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:43:10 PM »

"Frank! You were supposed to pull a wabbit out of the hat!"

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2006, 06:21:32 PM »

"Dang, that Tapco FN-FAL pistol grip really does look out of proportion, dominating my little AK!"

(Same conclusion I came to when I put the Tapco FN-FAL grip and handguard set on my SAR-1, thereby selling the bits on eBay later)

The Rabbi · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2006, 06:36:22 PM »

"All I did was touch it!"

jefnvk · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:06:00 PM »

It works right out of the box

(it looks like Apple's new advertisement scheme, and the slogan actually works for this product)

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:19:40 PM »

That's right, folks! Step right up! It's a home defense weapon AND a floor mop!

Stetson · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2006, 09:27:25 PM »

"Catch!"

Nightfall · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:00:27 PM »

"Hallelujah!"

280plus · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2006, 01:11:06 AM »

"ROLLOVER!! GOOD BOY!!"

(I've been working with the dog too much lately Tongue

)

Nathaniel Firethorn · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2006, 12:26:06 PM »

"Stop all that reloading or you'll go blind!"

- NF

charby · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2006, 12:33:35 PM »

"Oh my God, there really is a Santa Claus!"

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2006, 12:37:21 PM »

"The free hand of the right world is well armed"

Myself · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2006, 01:07:31 PM »

LOOK -- NO STRINGS
Just like the Bill of Rights says it should be!!

One of Many · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2006, 02:04:51 PM »

What a surprise! When he prayed for protection from evil, this was not what he expected. Would you expect God to be a gun dealer, and deliver directly from Heaven?

DJJ · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2006, 03:39:55 PM »

[Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane!"]AHHHH!! It's coming right at me![/]

Stickjockey · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2006, 03:53:33 PM »

"think fast!"

"Hand-off!"

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2006, 10:02:36 PM »

The slightest touch of the "Possum Style Iron Palm Strike" can bend even the strongest of stamped metal magazines.

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2006, 10:04:08 PM »

To be a true Mall Ninja one must snatch the magazine in a single lightning move.

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2006, 10:05:57 PM »

...that weighs about right, now to swap the bag of sand for that pre-ban mag without setting off the ancient Mayan death traps.

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2006, 10:08:37 PM »

My god, it's full of ammo........

Brian Williams · « **Reply #23 on:** July 11, 2006, 03:46:20 AM »

Hey Bubba, Hold my Beer...

DJJ · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2006, 06:12:54 PM »

"Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Spin!"

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Author Topic: Caption contest! (Read 2277 times)

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