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BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #25 on:** April 16, 2011, 07:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on April 16, 2011, 04:25:10 PM

That's because guys often are drunk, and also because we weren't blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. We got cheated.

Not true, in my book.

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #26 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:50:16 PM »

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Not true, in my book.

Uh, dare I ask which one of the two is not true?

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #27 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:52:37 PM »

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I wonder if that's true or if it's simply that none of us have ever tried for number 2.

I'm talking number in one "session". If you're talking number in multiple "sessions", then I've had thirteen "sessions" in an eight-hour timeframe. But only one orgasm per session.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #28 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on April 16, 2011, 09:50:16 PM

Uh, dare I ask which one of the two is not true?

Both. the majorty of sex in my life was with a sober partner. And even the drinker can go for two.

One (sober) went to double hitter in less then an hour.

seeker_two · « **Reply #29 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:30:04 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 16, 2011, 10:05:31 PM

One (sober) went to double hitter in less then an hour.

I don't believe you....where's his obituary?....

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #30 on:** April 16, 2011, 11:04:07 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 16, 2011, 10:05:31 PM

One (sober) went to double hitter in less then an hour.

Must create a spreadsheet on this subject someday in the future. Previous scientific tests indicated that an hour was sufficient, but did not try for a lower time than that.

KD5NRH · « **Reply #31 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:23:35 AM »

Quote from: seeker_two on April 16, 2011, 05:36:11 PM

....or survived the attempt.....

It's not until number five or six that you start actively regretting it.

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #32 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:51:12 AM »

"The Multi-Orgasmic Man" is an actual manual. Enterprising souls can locate it.

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #33 on:** April 17, 2011, 02:09:02 AM »

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It's not until number five or six that you start actively regretting it.

I don't recall ever having regretted it.

KD5NRH · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2011, 05:13:47 AM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on April 17, 2011, 02:09:02 AM

I don't recall ever having regretted it.

Then you weren't doing it right.

Sure, it's fun while it lasts, but afterward, it's more like a really bad hangover after getting kicked in the groin a couple times.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2011, 07:24:46 AM »

Quote from: seeker_two on April 16, 2011, 10:30:04 PM

I don't believe you....where's his obituary?....

He was geared up for three, but had over an hour drive home and was scared he'd fall asleep at the wheel.

seeker_two · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2011, 08:14:16 AM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 17, 2011, 07:24:46 AM

He was geared up for three, but had over an hour drive home and was scared he'd fall asleep at the wheel.

Oh...use 'em up and kick 'em out....I see how you are.....

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #37 on:** April 17, 2011, 10:49:03 AM »

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Then you weren't doing it right.

Sure, it's fun while it lasts, but afterward, it's more like a really bad hangover after getting kicked in the groin a couple times.

I'm not going to get into an argument with you on either point, but it was done more than right, and it didn't hurt.

It's still a topic of conversation here. And it helped to be 17 at the time.

Chester32141 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 17, 2011, 12:36:34 PM »

Back in the day I had a buddy that was even more ordinary than myself and I am about as ordinary as dirt ... Mike was about 5'7" tall and really nothing to look at. Wherever we went incredibly hot women would walk up to Mike, kiss him deeply, and tell him in no uncertain terms that they missed sleeping with him and ask him, quite boldly when he thought they might have another opportunity. We were both late teens early twenties (the 70's was a great decade). To say the least every time I saw this happen it blew my mind. Finally I asked one of these women what the hell was up ... she informed me that Mike was genuinely multi-orgasmic and that fact had been shared by many women leading to the most impressive 'resume' I had ever seen.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #39 on:** April 17, 2011, 02:52:57 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on April 17, 2011, 08:14:16 AM

Oh...use 'em up and kick 'em out....I see how you are.....

What? I should have invited him to sleep with me....

in HIS car in the college parking lot?

seeker_two · « **Reply #40 on:** April 17, 2011, 03:54:58 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 17, 2011, 02:52:57 PM

What? I should have invited him to sleep with me....

in HIS car in the college parking lot?

Hospitality is truly dead in this world....you could have at least given him a dress and snuck him into your dorm room....worked for these guys...

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Bosom-Buddies-tv-04.jpg

Scout26 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:06:10 PM »

We did get "Pee Standing Up" instead.

Fjolnirsson · « **Reply #42 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on April 16, 2011, 04:25:10 PM

That's because guys often are drunk, and also because we weren't blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. We got cheated.

Ahem. Perhaps I am special, but, um, yes we can.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #43 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:39:39 PM »

hmmmm... Was gonna post another comment, but perhaps this venue is a bit to public....

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