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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: wmenorr67 on February 16, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
> pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won
> again.
>
> The local paper read: PASTOR'S ass OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
>
> The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S
> ass.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
> the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
> convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN
> HAS
> THE BEST ass IN TOWN.
>
> The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
> the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ass FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
>
> The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ass IS WILD AND FREE.
>
> Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY???
>
> Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
> and
> even shorten your life.
>
> So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
> and
> you'll live longer.
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Moral of the story: Learn to appreciate a good ass while you have it to yourself.
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Moral: Mind your ass, but do so wisely.
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Moral: The media is full of asses.