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Title: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: MillCreek on September 27, 2017, 11:55:32 PM: https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/playboy-says-founder-hugh-hefner-is-dead-at-age-91/?utm_source=RSS&utm_medium=Referral&utm_campaign=RSS_all

Death by snu snu?
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 28, 2017, 01:13:43 AM: Tomorrow is going to be a long day of Hugh Hefner hagiography.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 28, 2017, 02:17:55 AM: Died on "hump day".
Well played Hugh, well played.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Fly320s on September 28, 2017, 10:22:02 AM: Someone else said that although Hugh may go to heaven, he won't be going to a better place that the Playboy Mansion.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 28, 2017, 04:06:54 PM: Quote from: Fly320s on September 28, 2017, 10:22:02 AM
Someone else said that although Hugh may go to heaven, he won't be going to a better place that the Playboy Mansion.

???

https://www.google.com/search?q=problems+at+playboy+mansion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 28, 2017, 11:33:32 PM: (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20170928%2Facbc3c9b301d95090b96317187a15bf3.jpg&hash=3a4ea6107e032fc02c39309abe3a39e1fedae651)
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Northwoods on September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM: All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: mtnbkr on September 29, 2017, 05:12:02 AM: Quote from: sumpnz on September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM
All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance.

I see what you did there. :D

Chris
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Fly320s on September 29, 2017, 08:37:59 AM: Quote from: fistful on September 28, 2017, 04:06:54 PM
???

https://www.google.com/search?q=problems+at+playboy+mansion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Is joke. Hard to imagine that there could be a better place for Hef than at the Mansion surrounded by playmates.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: MillCreek on September 29, 2017, 10:53:59 AM: http://www.businessinsider.com/viagra-left-hugh-hefner-deaf-but-he-said-hed-rather-have-sex-anyway-2017-9

I learned yesterday that Hugh Hefner became largely deaf due to the repeated use of Viagra. This really pissed me off, since I have been moderately deaf from birth, and I did not even have the benefit of sex with Playboy models as a consolation.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: AJ Dual on September 29, 2017, 11:11:52 AM: Speaking of... if you own any Pfizer stock, now's a good time to short sell it.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Fly320s on September 29, 2017, 09:01:08 PM: Quote from: AJ Dual on September 29, 2017, 11:11:52 AM
Speaking of... if you own any Pfizer stock, now's a good time to short sell it.

Why? You think the market is............... going soft?
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: just Warren on September 29, 2017, 09:09:40 PM: Quote from: sumpnz on September 28, 2017, 11:36:36 PM
All flags will fly at full staff in remembrance.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Hugh Hefner is dead at age 91
Post by: Firethorn on September 30, 2017, 12:43:14 AM: Quote from: Fly320s on September 29, 2017, 09:01:08 PM
Why? You think the market is............... going soft?

They did just lose a good chunk of their customer base.

I just have to ask: Was there cocaine involved?