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A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« on: December 24, 2007, 07:29:51 AM »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article618098.ece

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A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema frightening customers, damaging property and swearing.

Police believe the Santas, who went on the rampage in New Zealand, were a group of university students.

They ran amok for through Hoyts Cinema complex in the South Island city of Christchurch on Saturday, manager Derek Rive said.

“As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree - they bowled everything over ... (they were) just absolute fools,” he said.

He added that the “hooligans" abused astonished cinema-goers, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.

“How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?” Rive said.

“It was a random act of stupidity that upset moviegoers."

Security cameras caught the action, but Rive said with their hats, white beards and suits, the rampaging Santas cannot be identified.

Film-fan Kate Gorman, 35, was waiting to see the movie Enchanted with her two children when the group arrived.

She said: “They were kicking things over, ripping down posters and smashing everything in sight.

“They were all dressed as Santa and shouting ‘Ho (expletive) ho.’"

Her children, Gabriella, 6, and Jackson, 7, had been confused by the incident.

She said: “They asked me, ’Are they Santa’s helpers gone crazy?’ and I said ‘No, they are just idiots.’"

As they left, the Santas triggered a fire alarm, forcing several hundred patrons to evacuate the complex for half an hour.

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2007, 07:42:48 AM »
Members of the dreaded Al-Claus terrorist group, no doubt ...
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007, 07:46:02 AM »
I must admit, the sixteen-year old that still resides way in the back of my thirty-year old head thinks that's funny as hell, as long as nobody was hurt of course.    laugh

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2007, 08:01:21 AM »
It doesn't say anyone was hurt, so: ROFL! Cheesy

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 10:03:14 AM »
Ho Ho expletive Ho
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 10:34:58 AM »
Sounds like Santa got some baaaaad mistletoe..... rolleyes

I thought the Santa's were only allowed to say "HA HA (bad word) HA" down under......


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Security cameras caught the action, but Rive said with their hats, white beards and suits, the rampaging Santas cannot be identified.

Geez, put a giant glue trap in the fireplace and put the "heabus grabus" on him when you wake up in the morning Christmas Day....  Come on, am I the only one who can figure this out Huh?.   rolleyes
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 11:30:37 AM »
What caliber for rampaging Santas?

You all knew it was coming.  grin

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 08:18:24 PM »
The caliber is less important than the terminal performance; ideally, you want the ones that expand into sharp petals before fragmenting into harmless powder.

You know the ones:

       The sintered claws.
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 10:22:36 PM »
Just a bunch of Ho Ho Holigans.


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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2007, 03:04:20 AM »
What caliber for rampaging Santas?

You all knew it was coming.  grin

Something with deep penetration, that's for sure.....  grin
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2007, 06:44:24 AM »
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The sintered claws.

That's hilarious.

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2007, 05:18:16 PM »
 :laugh:That's funny there, I don't care who ya' are. If you don't think that's funny, you're a communist. [/Larry the Cable Guy]

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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2007, 09:25:22 AM »
Actually, according to Larry, the proper PC way of saying it is "Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening".
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2007, 12:29:55 PM »
Those Kiwis are forced to listen to really lame Christmas songs
like Chris Rea's "Driving Home For Christmas" while consuming
alcohol.
It is no surprise that a tradgedy of this porportion (sorry about my poor spelling) has happened.
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Re: A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 05:10:35 AM »
Yeah go ahead and laugh it up.  This just proves that the north pole has sleeper agents here.  When will everyone wake up and realize the threat that the north pole poses?  Just look at the facts:

1.  The UN has never once inspected for WMD's.
2.  There is no government control there, the whole place could be ran by terrorists for all we know.
3.  Eskimos are angry over the disappearance of polar ice caps due to global warming.

They hate us because we are free.  We burn a lot gasoline to drive to work and fuel our economy.  Something needs to be done.....