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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2008, 01:13:32 PM »
Hmmm... maybe it's fistful's fault they're spoiled brats being vain and rude and getting kicked off the flight.

How do you kick somebody off the plane at 30,000'? Do commercial airlines carry 'chutes for that now? grin
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2008, 01:27:36 PM »
Seeing those two girls chucked out of a moving airplane at 30,000 feet... now that would be cute.

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2008, 01:37:53 PM »
Quote from: mustanger98 on February 27, 2008, 12:13:32 PM
Hmmm... maybe it's fistful's fault they're spoiled brats being vain and rude and getting kicked off the flight.

How do you kick somebody off the plane at 30,000'? Do commercial airlines carry 'chutes for that now? grin

I bet if they started doing that they'd get a lot fewer people misbehaving in flight.....

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2008, 01:45:17 PM »
Those two look like the main characters in "Rory & Michele's High Altitude Forced Disembarkation".....

Quote from: dasmi on February 27, 2008, 07:41:31 AM
Smile and laugh, Reason Number One for loving my girlfriend.


Be careful about showing her around like that.....some of these guys are hard up and can find her e-mail address.....

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Quote from: fistful on February 27, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
Southwest is the airline that kicked a girl off for wearing a very short skirt, last year.  I guess I won't try to fly with them either.  I'm just too pretty. 

Just as long as you don't start wearing skirts.

Brad

Especially short ones....

*shudder*

I bet fistful has pretty legs...... Wink
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2008, 01:46:05 PM »
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Be careful about showing her around like that.....some of these guys are hard up and can find her e-mail address.....
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2008, 01:47:10 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on February 27, 2008, 12:45:17 PM
I bet fistful has pretty legs...... Wink

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2008, 01:48:09 PM »
It's odd that fistful is the board scapegoat, and object of homoerotic desire at the same time.
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2008, 02:07:39 PM »
It's not odd.  It's just that I'm so ruggedly handsome, charming, witty, etc.   Of course, you're all aware of that.  smiley
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2008, 02:15:13 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 27, 2008, 01:07:39 PM
It's not odd.  It's just that I'm so ruggedly handsome, charming, witty, etc.   Of course, you're all aware of that.  smiley

Maybe. We just thought you had pretty legs......
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2008, 02:17:41 PM »
Oh, I have that, too. 


OK, now I just threw up in my mouth. 
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2008, 03:52:53 PM »
Quote from: dasmi on February 27, 2008, 12:48:09 PM
It's odd that fistful is the board scapegoat, and object of homoerotic desire at the same time.

Keep your own, horrific, disgusting, disturbed, perverse fantasies to yourself, please...
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2008, 07:12:42 PM »
If it makes you feel any better fistful, I don't think you have pretty legs.
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2008, 07:44:41 PM »
The last two posts are just blatant hate-speech.  I DO have pretty legs, and how dare Mike Irwin judge the sexuality of others.   


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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2008, 07:50:23 PM »
fistful doesn't wear a skirt it is a kilt.  Just don't ask to see what is underneath.

Because you will throw up and not in your mouth.
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2008, 08:04:36 PM »
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"I mean, nobody else on the plane looked like us except us."
Damn, that's deep.

Throw 'em out the airlock. Blondie gives me the chills.
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2008, 08:28:06 PM »
just throw 'em out. don't need no stinkin' parachute... they're such airheads that they would float.

"uhhhh, like, i'm, like, sooooooo pretty, that, like, they were, like jel-ious, of me."


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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2008, 05:29:10 AM »
Okay, well they can sit me between them to keep them out of trouble Wink
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2008, 08:00:19 AM »
I'm too sexy for this plane, too sexy for this plane, too sexy for this plane...

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2008, 08:21:15 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on February 28, 2008, 04:29:10 AM
Okay, well they can sit me between them to keep them out of trouble Wink

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2008, 01:42:52 PM »
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Along with Valium and very good earplugs.

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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #45 on: February 28, 2008, 01:51:49 PM »
Quote from: Sawdust on February 28, 2008, 07:00:19 AM
I'm too sexy for this plane, too sexy for this plane, too sexy for this plane...


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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2008, 03:37:06 PM »
Spoiled brats.

And while they are easy on the eyes, they aint drop dead gorgeous either.
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2008, 08:25:21 PM »
What do you mean, "on the eyes"?
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2008, 08:36:31 PM »
Screw that.
 
I'm SERIOUS.

I'll take normal looking, with a smile.

I'll take "Well, this is kinda weird" with a smile.
 
I'll take "Well, this is truly really freakin' weird" as long as it smiles
 
...because I have been exposed to something that many of y'all may not understand.
 
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Re: Southwest Calls Too Pretty Coeds Claim Simply Not True
« Reply #49 on: February 29, 2008, 01:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Bogie on February 28, 2008, 07:36:31 PM
Screw that.
 
I'm SERIOUS.

I'll take normal looking, with a smile.

I'll take "Well, this is kinda weird" with a smile.
 
I'll take "Well, this is truly really freakin' weird" as long as it smiles
 
...because I have been exposed to something that many of y'all may not understand.
 
The Stripper.
 
Worked in one of The Clubs for a while, keeping "gentlemen" under control.
 
Actually went out with several. I shoulda learned.
 
Dated one/lived with one for a while.
 
They don't like you. They don't care for you. But they'll make nice as long as the free ride lasts.
 

BTDT.....and you speak the truth.....strippers are slightly more sincere than politicians, but that's about it....
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