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How to beat your wife, by the book
« on: October 10, 2007, 05:48:42 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaKFPFHiz68
Don't hit her in the face, don't leave bruises or draw blood, don't do it front of your kids.  In other words, don't leave any evidence.

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 05:56:18 PM »
And always wear the right shirt



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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 06:00:16 PM »
I don't advocate hitting women, but I do know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist...
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 06:01:52 PM »
I don't advocate hitting women, but I do know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist...

The inability to get a date?  grin

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 06:15:58 PM »
Riley, I certainly hope you got Mike's permission before posting his photo. 
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2007, 08:16:46 PM »
Barbara, LadySmith, care to respond?
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2007, 09:33:50 PM »
Having been married to my exwife.
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 10:45:41 PM »
Watched the video.

I wonder how many wife beaters are capable of following the rules when they get upset.
I also wonder what evidence might be hidden underneath burkas.
Finally, with the prohibitions against causing bleeding, bruising or broken bones, not in the face or on other sensitive parts of the body...is he talking about a beating or a spanking?

I have nothing against guys hitting women in self defense. But if someone, male or female, has to resort to fisticuffs to get a point across in a relationship, it's a sign something critical has failed (like...um... the relationship itself).

I know I wouldn't put up with that.
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 01:52:53 AM »
Would it help if you were dressed as a clown?
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 04:58:43 AM »
Barbara, LadySmith, care to respond?
Isn't...LadySmith a dude?
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 05:56:33 AM »
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...is he talking about a beating or a spanking?

Now that's just dirty!
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 06:37:49 AM »
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Isn't...LadySmith a dude?

I don't think so...

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 06:57:41 AM »
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Isn't...LadySmith a dude?

I don't think so...


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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 07:05:54 AM »
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 07:07:48 AM »
What I want to know is, do this Muslim cleric's instructions for the proper way to beat your wife represent the "moderate" or the "extreme" version of Islam?


At least Muslim wives are not "merchandise".  Give him that.


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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 07:15:09 AM »
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What I want to know is, do this Muslim cleric's instructions for the proper way to beat your wife represent the "moderate" or the "extreme" version of Islam?

shootinstudent will be along to explain it's a fake; Israeli propoganda; and the guy in the video is really a Mossad agent.

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 07:17:32 AM »
At least Muslim wives are not "merchandise".  Give him that.

Heh, yeah, he's a real hero.

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2007, 07:29:15 AM »
The video speaks for itself.

Just out of curiosity - which part of the female body is NOT sensitive? The cleric must not have been with a woman in a long long while... Tongue Which explains many things...

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2007, 07:31:25 AM »
I could have SWORN he had a signature that used to say "I'm a guy!"
Or something D:
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2007, 07:31:51 AM »
shootinstudent will be along to explain it's a fake; Israeli propoganda; and the guy in the video is really a Mossad agent.

He may advocate electricity and water as righteous ways of torturing one's wife - after all, no bleeding or bruising... Besides, she deserves it, just like we did 9/11.

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2007, 07:49:24 AM »
And Len Budney will explain how it's a private contractual matter between two adults, and any outside attempt to interfere would constitute initiation of force and violate the non aggression principle.  Then he'd once again assert his right to use deadly force (he likes to do that as often as possible).

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2007, 07:55:09 AM »
Then Riley will be along to lecture us on the evils of fuel wasting bigazz suv's and if everyone drove more fuel efficient cars (like he does) we wouldn't have to deal with these camel jockies.  rolleyes



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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2007, 08:00:36 AM »
Then mtnbkr would be along to close the thread because it's getting silly...

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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2007, 10:46:43 AM »
Can I re-open it?  I mean, it's the first thread ina while where we are all joking TOGETHER?  No one is fighting?

Can I make this a sticky?
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Re: How to beat your wife, by the book
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2007, 11:25:14 AM »
sure.  Just saw it heading towards a fight, but if it stays lighthearted, I won't whine...

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