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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 07:10:27 AM »
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... and apparently found he didn't have any?

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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 07:37:28 AM »
As for the one I posted, he works as a one man freak show, and last I heard he's on the road most of the year. Not a life I'd want though...
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 09:48:11 AM »
The ear pieces are nice. Probably take months to do right.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2011, 09:55:07 AM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on September 27, 2011, 09:48:11 AM
The ear pieces are nice. Probably take months to do right.
Estimate 1 month, atleast, for the initial hole to heal up properly, then you can stretch at 1mm per month IIRC.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2011, 10:07:54 AM »
gauges are so last tuesday, plate lips are next
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2011, 11:32:56 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 26, 2011, 03:03:07 PM
Fail.

The phone needs to be open with the ear piece against his ear.

Are you sure it's a he.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 11:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on September 27, 2011, 10:07:54 AM
gauges are so last tuesday, plate lips are next

Can people talk with plate lips or just clap?
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 12:05:33 PM »
Quote from: makattak on September 27, 2011, 11:46:11 AM
Can people talk with plate lips or just clap?

Once for "yes", twice for "no".

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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 12:18:57 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 27, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
Once for "yes", twice for "no".

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Okay, he said "Yes, Yes".  Lets go.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 12:20:11 PM »
Quote from: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 26, 2011, 04:12:18 PM
He's gonna look real funny in the nursing home in 50 years.
Just take all that crap off and he looks funny.  His nose looks real deformed unless that is photo shopped.  I've seen guys with scraps of skin hanging off their ears with hoop earrings left out.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 12:27:50 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 27, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
Just take all that crap off and he looks funny.  His nose looks real deformed unless that is photo shopped.  I've seen guys with scraps of skin hanging off their ears with hoop earrings left out.

Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted*it stuck in the sides of it.
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 01:07:01 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 27, 2011, 12:27:50 PM
Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted* stuck in the sides of it.

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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 01:21:23 PM »
Imagine the Yeast infections s/he'd get [barf]
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 02:36:27 PM »
Quote from: P5 Guy on September 27, 2011, 01:21:23 PM
Imagine the Yeast infections s/he'd get [barf]

Hey now that visual is quite uncalled for.....where is my eye bleach?  Oh there it is....


 
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Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 10:20:29 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 27, 2011, 12:27:50 PM
Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted* stuck in the sides of it.
Nope.  I wouldn't put that crap in my nose in the first place. 
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