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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Scout26 on April 23, 2010, 05:11:39 PM
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I just received this unusual request which I thought you might find amusing. I do not plan to participate as I know seeing my naked body might cause patriotic men to commit suicide!!!
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY...
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, *it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide*. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possible aiding and abetting terrorists.
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The ony problem with the whole suicide thing is the bastards usually take a bunch of innocents with them.
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I think that started circulating shortly after 9-11. Still funny though. :lol:
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Is that next Saturday, like tomorrow, or next Saturday like a week from tomorrow? I need to know how quickly I have to buy that lawn chair.
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Not all muslims are terrorists. This pig ain't going to fly.