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Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« on: May 05, 2016, 10:12:17 AM »
The dang hipsters have discovered MREs. I predict prices will go up. Luckily I generally just resupply every five or so years, so maybe the fad will expire by then.  :laugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/05/05/k-rations-meet-fear-factor-online-groups-sample-review-mres-from-wwii-to/?intcmp=hpbt4
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2016, 10:17:34 AM »
The dang hipsters have discovered MREs. I predict prices will go up. Luckily I generally just resupply every five or so years, so maybe the fad will expire by then.  :laugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/05/05/k-rations-meet-fear-factor-online-groups-sample-review-mres-from-wwii-to/?intcmp=hpbt4

The odor combination/conflagration of patchouli+MREshitz is something I contemplate with horror.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2016, 11:33:47 AM »
The MREinfo.com site is really interesting. Going to look at that one in depth later on.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2016, 12:24:28 PM »
The MREinfo.com site is really interesting. Going to look at that one in depth later on.

It's a great site. I use their reviews to pick my MREs.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2016, 12:48:49 PM »
The odor combination/conflagration of patchouli+MREshitz is something I contemplate with horror.

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2016, 01:14:05 PM »
I can't wait to see the snivel-fight over who has the most authentic MREs, followed by one of them doing an 'unboxing' of some 80 year old K-rations.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2016, 02:03:10 PM »
Back in my EARLY teens we ate C-Rats on the deer stands...
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2016, 02:07:38 PM »
:facepalm:
See my earlier comments about "hipster-neocon," and words that have lost all definition.

Yeah, I don't think anyone who uses patchouli would be caught dead anywhere near an MRE.  :laugh:
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2016, 02:18:57 PM »
"These beef frankfurters have a quite superior mouthfeel."
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2016, 02:31:40 PM »
"These beef frankfurters have a quite superior mouthfeel."
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2016, 03:52:24 PM »
One of the few advantages MP's had over other units were we were on Separate Rats since we work 24 hour shifts and our soldiers weren't always able to make it to the mess hall for meals.  and when we were out in the field, we're constantly out on patrols the various MSR's we could always find an Imbiß.  Most MRE's were either thrown away or returned to garrison un-eaten. 
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2016, 03:55:02 PM »
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 03:56:53 PM »
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P

The old crackers were great, especially with cheese.  That off tasting wheat bread in them now is terrible.

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2016, 04:01:11 PM »
The old crackers were great, especially with cheese.  That off tasting wheat bread in them now is terrible.

I haven't had one since the mid 90's, so I wouldn't know.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2016, 04:32:23 PM »
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P


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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2016, 04:34:18 PM »
Good they can have them, much tastier choices out there.

Hopefully they don't discover chef-boy-ardee.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2016, 04:38:06 PM »

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Maybe he was just looking out for your nutritional needs.

In all fairness, me and Pary were pretty rough to handle. You never met two wilder girl children and poor Hussan got the bulk of parental oversight since my parents smartly dictated that Pary could only stay over during summer, when they could stick us outside, in a tent.

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2016, 05:55:30 PM »
Psssst!  Hipster! Come here.   Wanna know how to get MRE's for FREE!!!?  Just sign right there,and I'll hook you up.

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2016, 06:24:11 PM »
Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.

It depends; did he also have you out on patrols all night?

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2016, 07:06:50 PM »
My first drill in the reserves in the fall of 1983, I was issued a C-Rat from either 1951 or 1953, I disremember the exact date, but it was from the Korean War and more than 30 years old.   It was slightly off-putting, and my fellow soldiers had me open the tins in mine first, kind of a right of passage, as I had been issued MRE's in Basic and hadn't had a C-Rat before.  The original MRE's weren't all that hot either.


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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2016, 08:58:07 PM »
I have a couple of cases laying around, I've been trying to eat through them because some were pushing 5 years old.
They all have been edible but I hate that cheese spread. I really don't like anything with a fake cheese flavor so thats just me.
I usually take them to work and eat them for lunch. One of the guys I work with has the same overstock problem, so we do it as an mre lunch day and compare notes.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2016, 09:02:15 PM »
It depends; did he also have you out on patrols all night?

No. He just threw the food at us and hid in his room until dawn.
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2016, 09:11:13 PM »
I have a few cases. maybe I can drop them on some hipster site and make some cash
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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2016, 09:14:35 PM »
I have a few cases. maybe I can drop them on some hipster

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Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2016, 09:37:58 PM »
I like most MREs. Just don't put an omelet in a bag. I miss the old ones some, get into those as a kid since BiL was 1st Armored.  I liked the old crackers, the freeze dried fruit,and believe it or not, the freeze dried pork patty.  Still looking for more Italian field rations. The one I had was pretty great.
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