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his double pump action gun?
« on: November 04, 2012, 12:46:16 PM »
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 12:48:45 PM »
Obviously a lethal machine of death.
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 12:50:39 PM »
Maybe you have to pump it twice to load a shell into the chamber  ?  =|

So it's twice as scary  :O

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 12:58:26 PM »
you double pump it then get in on the action? its a pump action double barrel? Man, who knew New yorkers have all the cool guns.
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 01:02:29 PM »
She (the gun) has a name.

He calls it "Vera"   :lol:
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 01:10:56 PM »
Clearly you've never seen The Simpsons...

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2012, 01:16:56 PM »
Clearly you've never seen The Simpsons...



Anyone who's interested should google the "Remington 1740".
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2012, 03:43:13 PM »
Maybe he is an owner of the rumored-to-exist Kel Tec KSG.   ;)
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »
I really was wondering the same thing when I read that story....
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2012, 10:10:28 PM »
Come on, nobody remembers the Remington 1740?

http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-280902.html

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2012, 11:04:28 PM »
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 08:58:31 AM »
Re: the 1740.  Wouldn't that be a "machine gun" since one press of the trigger (i.e. the trigger shoe that covers both triggers) discharges multiple rounds?
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 10:34:24 AM »
Re: the 1740.  Wouldn't that be a "machine gun" since one press of the trigger (i.e. the trigger shoe that covers both triggers) discharges multiple rounds?

?? The completed 1740 doesn't have a trigger shoe. He was wondering if he was going to need one but when he finished the build he says he doesn't.

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2012, 12:14:22 PM »
Some guns will take up to 10 pumps for maximum power, so a "double pump" is pretty sedate.  ;)
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2012, 12:29:16 PM »
Come on, nobody remembers the Remington 1740?

http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-280902.html

It was the first thing that came to mind upon seeing the thread's title.  I don't need to follow the link, but thanks for posting it.
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2012, 01:39:43 PM »
Some guns will take up to 10 pumps for maximum power, so a "double pump" is pretty sedate.  ;)

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2012, 02:57:29 PM »
Sounds like he has one of the shotguns from Half-Life.

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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2012, 05:03:51 PM »
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2012, 09:46:29 PM »
That's like an Escher gun. Look at it one moment and it's a SxS another look and it's an O/U. Weird.
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Re: his double pump action gun?
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2012, 11:37:14 PM »
Holley makes a shotgun now?

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