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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2010, 08:13:17 PM »
I'll take a sandwich delivered by an extremely bored Zooey Deschanel...
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2010, 08:33:08 PM »
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Wtf, man! Do I look like Zooey Deschanel to you?  :lol:
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2010, 08:38:45 PM »
Quote from: BridgeWalker on October 14, 2010, 08:33:08 PM
Wtf, man! Do I look like Zooey Deschanel to you?  :lol:

More like Emily.....and she makes better sammiches.....so hop to it!....
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2010, 11:11:16 PM »
I want my pilots license.

Every time I start saving for it, I get laid off, and end up depleating that savings account for stuff like food, shelter, etc.
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2010, 11:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Devonai on October 14, 2010, 08:13:17 PM
I'll take a sandwich delivered by an extremely bored Zooey Deschanel...
Sorry, best we can do is Katy Perry.  =|
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2010, 11:32:47 PM »
Quote from: S. Williamson on October 14, 2010, 11:23:42 PM
Sorry, best we can do is Katy Perry.  =|

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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2010, 08:59:54 AM »
Nuclear weapons.
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2010, 10:48:02 AM »
Flat tax rate.

Abolishment of the IRS.

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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2010, 01:19:26 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on October 15, 2010, 10:48:02 AM
Flat tax rate.

Abolishment of the IRS.

Unicorns and rainbows with pots of gold.



We can work on the third, but those first two are just asking too much
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2010, 01:43:11 PM »
More time.

There's never been much that I've really wanted that I couldn't get if I was willing to work hard enough and be patient.  It always comes down to a matter of time.

To that end, I suppose lower taxes are something I really want.  The higher my taxes are, the longer it takes me to get the things I want.  The lower my taxes are, the less time it takes me to acquire anything monetary in nature, and the more time I can spare for pursuing the non-monetary things in life. 
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2010, 02:19:36 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on October 15, 2010, 10:48:02 AM
Flat tax rate.

Abolishment of the IRS.


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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2010, 02:34:35 PM »
I want my original nose back.   =(

And innocent faith in authority.  That would be nice.

Edit: And such faith that would never be disabused because it was well placed.   =D

That edited part, also important.   :angel:
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2010, 03:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Ned Hamford on October 15, 2010, 02:34:35 PM
And innocent faith in authority.  That would be nice.

Provided that said authority is worthy of your innocent faith. 
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2010, 03:29:01 PM »
A personal nuclear reactor.
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2010, 08:29:01 PM »
I actually got to work with the reactor a bit back at Purdue.  It didn't live up to expectations.
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Re: Things you want that you just can't have
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2010, 11:36:33 PM »
That's because your neutron absorption cross-section is too small.
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