"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
"Brought peace?"
and
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!"
also
"What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"