Once again, Biden opens his mouth and the stupid pours out

[AmbulanceDriver]

“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there,” Biden said at a fundraiser in Morris Township, N.J.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/03/biden-bin-laden-killing-most-audacious-plan-in-years-117961.html

Seriously.   The most audacious plan in 500 years???   

This guy is an idiot....

[TommyGunn]

............................
This guy is an idiot....

I guess it did not occure to you that calling Biden and idiot is an insult.


























To idiots.   

[wmenorr67]

Biden said he spends four to six hours a day with the president and watches him make decisions. “I’m telling you, man, this guy is not only smart as hell, he is absolutely ready to make the decision and stand back and live with it. No whining," the vice president said. "I literally do get to be the last guy in the room.”

Well now we know where part of the problem is.

[longeyes]

Try to get your mind around that: four to six hours a day with Obama.  The definition of excruciating.

[AmbulanceDriver]

Yeah, but imagine being on the other side of the desk....  Four to six hours with Biden....

*shudder*

[Chester32141]

Try to get your mind around that: four to six hours a day with Obama.  The definition of excruciating.

Yeah, but imagine being on the other side of the desk....  Four to six hours with Biden....

*shudder*

Nuke that office from orbit .... 

[Jamie B]

"Hurry, Joey, my drink is warm and needs more ice right away!" "More quickly, Joey, as I thirst!"

Obviously, Biden is clueless about the uneducated and childish manner of his observations.

I vote for Joey as *expletive deleted*bag of the Year.

[Kingcreek]

Biden's job is to make Obama look smart.

[MechAg94]

Biden's job is to make Obama look smart.

True.  Having Biden tell us how smart Obama is like listening to Jed Clampett tell us how smart Jethro is with all his book learnin' and cipherin'. 


Okay, I have to apologize to Jed for comparing him to Biden in an analogy. 

[Jamie B]

Biden's job is to make Obama look smart.

Biden could make my cat look like Stephen Hawking.....

[Hutch]

No more audacious plan in 500 years???  The man insults my intelligence.  What a nincompoop.  Joe, did you forget, say, Song Tay?  Or Inchon?  Or, I don't know, maybe... Normandy?

Taking nothing away from the operators that got OBL, comparing their exploits to those above (and many, many more) cheapens the deeds of all.

Jackass.

[RoadKingLarry]

Yeah, but imagine being on the other side of the desk....  Four to six hours with Biden....

*shudder*

Pray for an asteroid?

[wmenorr67]

Pray for an asteroid?

CO poisoning?

[dm1333]

“You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain.

Or, say, invading Normandy.  Guadalcanal.  Or anything that Otto Skorzeny tried.  The Inchon landing.  Sheesh, Biden has a really limited frame of reference!

[kgbsquirrel]

Columbus discovering the Caribbean, the American revolution and the Apollo program sprang to mind along with a few others already mentioned. How about the Panama, Suez and Erie canals?

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Columbus discovering the Caribbean, the American revolution and the Apollo program sprang to mind along with a few others already mentioned. How about the Panama, Suez and Erie canals?

And anything done by Bear Grylls.

[seeker_two]

And anything done by Bear Grylls.

....or Johnny Knoxville....


 

[MechAg94]

Columbus discovering the Caribbean, the American revolution and the Apollo program sprang to mind along with a few others already mentioned. How about the Panama, Suez and Erie canals?

I'll apologize up front for being picky, but 1492 is more than 500 years ago.    Lots of other stuff to metion.

[Monkeyleg]

Has anyone ever compiled a list of Biden-isms for a book? It would be hilarious.

[roo_ster]

Jackass.

Really, what more needs to be said about Biden?

Has anyone ever compiled a list of Biden-isms for a book? It would be hilarious racist.

Don't ask me how.

[Jamie B]

Has anyone ever compiled a list of Biden-isms for a book? It would be hilarious.

Round #1:

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." --Joe Biden on Barack Obama

"I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing."

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden

"This is a big *expletive deleted*ing deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010

"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed." –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS' "Early Show," in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009

"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." --Joe Biden, speaking to members of the House Democratic caucus who were gathered in Williamsburg, Va., for their annual retreat, Feb. 6, 2009

"Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007

[Leatherneck]

For some reason, every time I hear Biden speak, I think of Chumley on Pawn Stars.

TC

[Jamie B]

For some reason, every time I hear Biden speak, I think of Chumley on Pawn Stars.

TC

Dude, that is perfect!! 

[RoadKingLarry]

For some reason, every time I hear Biden speak, I think of Chumley on Pawn Stars.

TC

Chumley has a lot more on the ball than Biden.

[HankB]

Chumley has a lot more on the ball than Biden. 

And unlike Biden, Chumley has an honest job. (Lowballing isn't really dishonest, since no rational person expects to get a good price from a pawn shop.)