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https://nypost.com/2019/07/26/accused-wife-killer-claims-powerful-group-infected-him-with-mayonnaise/
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Robertson told detectives in a confusing, rambling statement that he bludgeoned his wife to “give her compassion and mercy” as “the alignments were not in place to protect her,” according to new court documents obtained by the station.

He also claimed that he’d been infected with mayonnaise by a group of people he only identified as “they.”

On top of that, he told investigators there was something inside him releasing information about the Revolutionary War, according to the report.

https://www.kget.com/news/crime-watch/man-accused-of-killing-wife-claims-powerful-group-infected-him-with-mayonnaise-report-says/

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Asked if he used drugs, he said he used “ice” to help him breathe.

Ice is commonly used to refer to methamphetamine. Robertson also said he’d been ingesting “crystal,” which a detective understood to mean crystal meth, the documents say.

Never leave the house unarmed.  People like this are out there.


I wonder what the psychiatric diagnosis would be for this guy.
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I understand that various cutbacks have led to letting a bunch of these folks run around loose.

Evidence thereof abounds in the streets of Denver.

It's worse than when I worked as a lab technician at Creedmoor State Hospital, even though I had no direct contact with the patients.  E.g., I have a Kodachrome memory of walking to the main entrance of my building and hearing one patient hollering down from one of the barred balconies, "Hat! Hat! Hat!" continuously.  This happened just about every day. Just an e.g.

Terry!  Terry!  Terry!

REF!  REF!  REF!
Yes, it was the site of the famous Creedmoor Rifle Range.  I did not know that at the time, being more interested in getting through college than in guns.  My building was near the bus stop, so I never explored much more of the complex. I still hate it when "Creedmoor" is misspelled.
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I wonder what the psychiatric diagnosis would be for this guy.


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He's condimental.
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Not too far off from many at the last debate
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I don't know if he was crazy or just did so much drugs that he fried his brain.  I don't think psychiatric care is going to help someone like that. 
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If he was infected by mayonnaise, could he be cured by adding Miracle Whip to his diet?
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If he was infected by mayonnaise, could he be cured by adding Miracle Whip to his diet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

Maybe hot sauce. 
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I am disappoint that he does not specify Hellman's or Duke's.
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I am disappoint that he does not specify Hellman's or Duke's.

Or Cain's.
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I wonder what the psychiatric diagnosis would be for this guy.
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=60663.0

Regardless of the official language my opinion is that the correct clinical diagnosis is "Batshit crazy"
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Yes, "Batshit crazy" sounds about right.  What treatment to you prescribe, Dr. RKL?
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The powerful group?  Yeah, that was me.  Sorry.  I thought the mayonnaise would be funny.   [tinfoil]
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Yes, "Batshit crazy" sounds about right.  What treatment to you prescribe, Dr. RKL?

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Maybe hot sauce. 

That's what I was thinking. Guy had Caucasian overload.
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The powerful group?  Yeah, that was me.  Sorry.  I thought the mayonnaise would be funny.   [tinfoil]
So you can answer which brand was used?
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So you can answer which brand was used?

It was Great Value from Walmart.  (why waste Duke's or Hellmann's?) ;)
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Seem to remember reading somewhere awhile back where someone connected mayo with white supremacy and it wasn't The Onion 
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It was Great Value from Walmart.  (why waste Duke's or Hellmann's?) ;)

I have found the GV olive oil reduced fat mayo to be really tasty when making tuna salad or mayo-based salad dressings.
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Regardless of the official language my opinion is that the correct clinical diagnosis is "Batshit crazy"

They're running around loose out there.  One of the famous ones was Lawrence Tierney, the actor who played Elaine's father in "Seinfeld."  I came across this incidentally while looking up something else.

The Jerry Seinfeld incident:
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Sometime during shooting, Tierney
apparently stole a butcher knife from the
set of Jerry's apartment. "Hey Lawrence,
what do you got there in your jacket?"
Seinfeld asked him. Seeing he was
busted, Tierney tried to play it off as a
joke and started waving the knife around.  
What was supposed to be a recurring
character for Tierney on one of TV's all-
time sitcoms turned into a one-off right
there on the spot. "I'll tell you something
about Lawrence Tierney," Julia Louis-
Dreyfus said. "He was a total nut job."  It
was typical Tierney, snatching defeat
from the jaws of success. Crazy as the
knife incident sounds, it wasn't close to
the violence that marred Tierney's early
career.

His whole adult life was filled with violent encounters, including punching Quentin Tarantino, having a fight with Rip Torn and several battles with NY and LA police.

They're out there, all right.

See also

https://www.sleuthsayers.org/2019/03/my-dinner-with-lawrence-tierney-part-1.html

(Scroll to "With Bunker's literary fame...")

Also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Tierney

Actually, there are many stories from various people which testify to his "batshit crazy" life if you dig around.

Terry

REF:
https://youtu.be/Oawl8lsE06U (4:35)

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He's condimental.

Five days late, but I see what you did.

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