Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Hawkmoon on March 20, 2019, 11:17:06 AM
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The new thing is transageism:
https://www.thecollegefix.com/scholar-makes-moral-case-for-letting-people-decide-their-own-age/
Don't like how old you are? Change it. Don't lie about your age -- just self-identify as being however old you think you actually should be.
Coming next, transwaterism -- water is no longer wet if it self-identifies as dry.
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I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
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I'm still waiting for some lefty to get up the courage to walk up to the White House, and declare that he/she/ze identifies as the real President Donald Trump.
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I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
The Death Panel will be along shortly to fix that issue for you
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There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)
bob
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There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)
#SheMustBeBelieved
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I bet a lot of teenagers will self-identify as being 21 when entering a bar or liquor store.
Or - for that matter - a gun shop. >:D
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I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
I'm still wondering what was significant about 13,744 BCE.
How about it, WLJ? Was 15,763 years ago just a PFA (Plucked From the Air) number?
I'm sure I'll give myself a dope slap when you answer. :facepalm:
Terry, 230RN
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Just a number pulled out of my
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There seems to be a disparity with this in my house, I think I am one age and my wife thinks I am 12.... How does that work. :)
bob
Just don't bring up statutory rape.
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I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.
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I identify as having been born in the USA. I should go to the US embassy and apply for a passport.
Could possibly work
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If you were born in 1994, but identify as 74 years old, can you retire under social security?
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This is one way to solve the pilot shortage. I identify as being 25, so I have another 40 years until mandatory retirement.
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I identify as 15,763 years old. The govt owes me a heck of a lot of back social security and the bank a lot of interest.
Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.
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Your penalty for failing to apply for Medicare at age 65 comes to $21,974,642,124,656.12 more than your back SS payments. Please remit promptly or risk additional penalties and interest.
Shouldn't be a problem. The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.
Taxes? Boy, I dunno.
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Ruff Ruff RUFF Grrrrr...
Now, feed me, take me on a walk so I can potty and then I get to sleep all day on your bed.
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Shouldn't be a problem. The dollar his Mee-maw put in the bank for him 15,763 years ago would come to about $2.255202 today, figuring a nice, round comfortable 3% interest rate for a long term average.
Taxes? Boy, I dunno.
I'm an illegal alien, what taxes?