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The Annoyed Man

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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2008, 03:22:26 PM »
Funny, all this time I thought of you as a mutha... Tongue

 And you may THINK you run things: eventually, your new boss will teach you the truth. Remember: dogs have owners, cat's have staff...
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2008, 03:25:18 PM »
No, Kitteh.....its my pot pie!

Mom! Kitteh's being a dildo!!
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2008, 12:52:54 AM »
She is adorable! What's her name?
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2008, 01:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Phyphor on August 13, 2008, 01:35:33 PM
Quote from: mbs357 on August 13, 2008, 08:20:59 AM
Me pick on her?  hah!
She's the one abusing me.
She sleeps in my lap all day and when I go to bed she terrorizes me.  Bites my nose and ears, walks all over my face, claws at my hands, and if she's not doing that, she's tearing up stuff in my room.

So today I'm going to try to keep her awake so she'll sleep tonight.
ffs.

Reminds me of my second girlfriend.....couldn't teach her much, either.....

Ok, I'm sorry but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!


You think for one moment that kitten will bow down to your desires?  Once she realizes that you have a plan, it's over with.  She'll be extra energetic just to teach you a lesson.

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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2008, 03:24:04 PM »
Quote from: LadySmith on August 13, 2008, 11:52:54 PM
She is adorable! What's her name?
Marley. Cheesy
Quote from: Strings on August 13, 2008, 02:22:26 PM
Funny, all this time I thought of you as a mutha... Tongue

 And you may THINK you run things: eventually, your new boss will teach you the truth. Remember: dogs have owners, cat's have staff...
A mother? T_T
And staff?  Yea I see that now.  Oh well, watching her bite her foot is great.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2008, 07:23:24 AM »
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2008, 10:52:37 AM »
Ok, THAT is priceless!
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2008, 12:35:08 PM »
"I is not bound up!"






Those pitiless black eyes...  what makes you think she will let you live?
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2008, 05:05:18 PM »
Looks like a regular cat to me.......







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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2008, 06:42:25 AM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on August 15, 2008, 11:35:08 AM
"I is not bound up!"






Those pitiless black eyes...  what makes you think she will let you live?
The way she constantly kisses my nose and hands...with her teeth.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2011, 06:12:06 PM »
WELLP.
I made it.
I have a job making almost 30k a year.
I have a savings account with money going into it.
I just started renting a room across the street from my job (Navy Federal Credit Union btw)
And now I have internets!
Remember my cat?
She got big:
http://i.imgur.com/Qi1ey.jpg
So, one of the first things I decided to do with my new job money was get my cat worked on.  She was in heat pretty much constantly, and needed vaccination.  Also decided to get her declawed too.
So I had my mom take her to the vet a couple weeks ago.
Keep in mind I haven't seen her in months.  I now live four hours from my home town and my mom has been taking care of her.  I did get to see her that weekend before the vet trip though.

Good thing, because it didn't end too well.
http://i.imgur.com/lKnSU.jpg
I cried like a baby.
At least she's here in Virginia with me now, in a way.
A "bad reaction" to the vaccine they called it.

So, how is life treating everyone else?
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2011, 06:15:27 PM »
Poor Mabs.

Sorry, man.

Welcome back, even if under slightly macabre news.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2011, 06:21:31 PM »
Aw, so sorry to hear about your cat. :'( =(
Good on you for landing a job though =).
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2011, 06:22:04 PM »
This makes me sad. Hope you are doing OK.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2011, 06:26:57 PM »
Sorry to hear about the kitteh.   =(

On an unrelated note, why does "The Annoyed MAn" have two posts in this thread alone, yet his post count is 1?

On another uinrelated note, I miss Manedwolf. He was fun, even when I grew vexed with him.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2011, 06:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Balog on July 11, 2011, 06:26:57 PM
Sorry to hear about the kitteh.   =(

On an unrelated note, why does "The Annoyed MAn" have two posts in this thread alone, yet his post count is 1?

On another uinrelated note, I miss Manedwolf. He was fun, even when I grew vexed with him.
WELL.
I'm back, not Maned.
You'll have to make do.
And yea, I'm doing ok.
Hard living without teh kitteh tho.
Dang.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2011, 06:31:21 PM »
Sorry to hear about your cat.....but I'm glad everything else is looking up for you....

....maybe now is a good time to refill the empty nest?....
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2011, 06:43:34 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on July 11, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
Sorry to hear about your cat.....but I'm glad everything else is looking up for you....

....maybe now is a good time to refill the empty nest?....
I really don't think so.
I've had cats before and never felt anything toward them like I did this one.
She was my best friend.
Not saying I'll never get a new cat, and I can't have one here anyway (Which is why she was still back home).
I don't think I'll ever find a cat with as much personality as this one, but everyone says that.
We'll see.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2011, 06:45:56 PM »
Congratulations on everything, but condolences for your cat.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2011, 07:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on July 11, 2011, 06:43:34 PM
I really don't think so.
I've had cats before and never felt anything toward them like I did this one.
She was my best friend.
Not saying I'll never get a new cat, and I can't have one here anyway (Which is why she was still back home).
I don't think I'll ever find a cat with as much personality as this one, but everyone says that.
We'll see.

Very sorry to hear about your cat.
Back in April I had to euthanize a cat I've had since 1994.   I sort of felt a bit diffident about getting another cat.
But just about two months after I did, a two month old tortoiseshell black over white with brown (actually a sort of butterscotchy color) smudges in the black.  In fact I named her "Smudge."  She's grown a pound since I got her and she's getting too big too fast, but it's  great fun having her around and all.
It hasn't made me forget the departed friend .... but it truly helps keep a smile on my face.... and that is damn rare these days.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2011, 09:16:53 PM »
Yea thanks, person I don't know.
The hard part for me was, I got the cat while going through a rough spot in life, she helped me get through that, then I was pretty mean to her.
When I lost my internet it was just she and I in my room every day hanging out when I wasn't out looking for jobs or working a few hours with my uncle.  I started treating her better and she started acting better, but I'm not sure which of us started first.
So I wanted to make it up to her, get a house or something up here she could run around in and not be stuck in one room all the time, and basically just treat her good.
The vet visit was supposed to be part of that.
Sending your cat to the vet, when it is in good health, to get spayed and declawed and having it die is pretty shocking.
And now I can't make it up to her.
So yea, I cried.
Like a hungry angry baby.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2011, 09:34:15 PM »
Mabs,

I'm glad things in general are going better for you, sorry to hear you lost your little buddy.   =(
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2011, 09:48:50 PM »
Loosing a faithful pet sucks.

Sorry man.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2011, 09:50:59 PM »
Sorry about you losing your kitteh friend Mabs.  But, welcome back anyway, and congrats on the meaningful employment.  It's good to hear things are looking up for you.
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Re: I'm a daddy!?
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2011, 10:02:58 PM »
Sorry for your loss...

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Sending your cat to the vet, when it is in good health, to get spayed and declawed and having it die is pretty shocking.

My (now former) vet killed my dog with K-9 Advantix. I'm still VERY mad. Angry at the vet. Angry at Bayer.

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