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What Your Beer Says About You
« on: June 23, 2013, 06:47:53 PM »
From the chart, apparently for the three beers I most like, I get naked, battle bears, and drink my third beer in between bear fights.

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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2013, 06:53:15 PM »
Not quite. I have clothes on, thankyouverymuch!
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2013, 06:55:18 PM »
I have clothes on as well !!!  While I have been naked in front of more people then I ever thought I would be (Thanks Cancer !!!), and have lost all sense of modesty, I do not make it habit to go around Skyclad, as even I don't like to look at me.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2013, 07:05:34 PM »
I embrace change and constantly seek to overcome myself.  Word.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2013, 07:16:41 PM »
What's this about? I didn't read past the first line.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2013, 07:24:18 PM »
Whatever, I drink light beer because I don't get a hangover or headache after drinking more than 3-4.

That is not guilt, put proper planning.
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2013, 07:25:27 PM »
Quote from: charby on June 23, 2013, 07:24:18 PM
Whatever, I drink light beer because I don't get a hangover or headache after drinking more than 3-4.

That is not guilt, put proper planning.

Has been.

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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2013, 07:36:19 PM »
I like all those types of beer, so what does that make me?  Never mind, I probably don't want to know.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2013, 07:41:02 PM »
Waddayamean small species of bears?  And you leave my heart out of this.

'Course, that was all before the diabeetus.  Most of my life was before the diabeetus.

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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2013, 07:49:31 PM »
Lets do some other drinks.  =D  >:D


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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2013, 08:05:50 PM »
Actually for the Jager it should be, "Dude, Bro! I just hurled all over your couch!"
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2013, 08:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Ben on June 23, 2013, 08:05:50 PM
Actually for the Jager it should be, "Dude, Bro! I just hurled all over your couch!"

No, that's Tucker Max Death Mix.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 23, 2013, 08:12:00 PM
No, that's Tucker Max Death Mix.

Tell that to the guy that hurled all over the passenger seat of my Bronco at one in the morning, 15 years ago.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2013, 08:22:08 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on June 23, 2013, 07:36:19 PM
I like all those types of beer, so what does that make me? 

A drunk.

BTW, there is no such thing as too much Steinbeck.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2013, 08:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Ben on June 23, 2013, 08:17:25 PM
Tell that to the guy that hurled all over the passenger seat of my Bronco at one in the morning, 15 years ago.

If it had been Tucker Death Mix, it would have been worse.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2013, 08:42:12 PM »
The cooler on the boat is stocked with Sam Adams, Irish Red and Cream Stout. I had some Oatmeal Stout but we drank all of that, need to get some more. I've also got a bottle of Cpt. Morgans' Private Stock in the locker under the starboard quarter berth.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2013, 08:43:45 PM »
The bears just run away when they see (or smell?) me.   :lol:
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2013, 09:59:47 PM »
I don't drink beer!!!! Nasty stuff!! I do however, cook with it.

I discovered Kraken a while back. I have to say, as a camping drink (red solo cup, 1/2 rum, 1/2 coke) it goes down very well. I still don't believe the wife when she says I was having trouble staying upright on the walk back to the tent!!  =|

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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2013, 08:46:49 AM »
I don't really care what this chart tries to say about me. 

Actually, I have no idea where Coors Light fits in this chart.  I didn't see water. 
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2013, 12:15:39 PM »
I have both a motorcycle and a truck.

I've gotta work on the "Pilgrim" thing, though...
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2013, 12:21:06 PM »
I like to learn something every day.  My learning tidbit for the day is finding out what 'Tucker Death Mix' is.  The gatorade for the electrolytes sounds like a good idea.
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM »
This chart may confirm my suspicion of multiple personality disorder...
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2013, 12:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on June 24, 2013, 12:15:39 PM
I've gotta work on the "Pilgrim" thing, though...

Yeah, me too. I think I'll start calling all my coworkers "Pilgrim". :)
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Re: What Your Beer Says About You
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2013, 02:14:32 PM »
Quote from: fistful on June 23, 2013, 08:22:08 PM
A drunk.

BTW, there is no such thing as too much Steinbeck.

Stein bock?

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