Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: MechAg94 on July 03, 2017, 10:22:49 AM
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http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/putnam-county/man-bitten-in-face-by-rattlesnake
Man tries to kiss rattlesnake. The rattlesnake apparently was not drunk enough to let him get to first base and bit him in the face.
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/florida-mans-attempt-to-kiss-rattlesnake-goes-horribly-wrong/
"Ron was just acting silly, you know?" Goff continued. "I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn't."
Just in case you thought that was a fluke. I found this link when I went to look for the other one. This link has a before and after picture just to warn you.
https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/04/22/florida-man-tries-kiss-cottonmouth-snake-hospitalized-bite/
Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake, Hospitalized after Bite
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(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dAg1JWGlg9E/V0oepPJb4PI/AAAAAAAABmI/k2oQ9FVFFAMsd0KWMRtfOadXWgv1rtqdgCLcB/s1600/florida.png)
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I'm going to combine quite a few sayings here, but:
Some people are only alive because there are no more apex predators in their immediate locality.
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Snakes CAN fix stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [popcorn] >:D [popcorn] [tinfoil] :angel: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm going to combine quite a few sayings here, but:
Some people are only alive because there are no more apex predators in their immediate locality.
You know, maybe the Darwin awards ought to hold scholarship competitions for Alaska vacations.
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/03/mexico-crocodile-bites-off-american-tourists-arm-report-says.html
Looks like I was wrong. Let me fix that quote:
Some people are only alive because there are no apex predators in their immediate locality they have access to modern medicine.
That one doesn't quite have the same panache, though. (And covers far more than just stupid people.)
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Florida Man strikes again!
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/03/mexico-crocodile-bites-off-american-tourists-arm-report-says.html
Looks like I was wrong. Let me fix that quote:
Some people are only alive because there are no apex predators in their immediate locality they have access to modern medicine.
That one doesn't quite have the same panache, though. (And covers far more than just stupid people.)
Speaking of crocodiles: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6l3kaw/il_landlord_keeps_alligator_in_empty_apartment/
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I guess they had to destroy the snake because it didn't have a rabies tag. Yeah, that's right. Its collar probably slipped off somewhere.
<adjusts necktie>
I don't get no respect.
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Jeeze, and I worked for almost a week on that joke.
I guess I won't use it for the ten o'clock show.
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Jeeze, and I worked for almost a week on that joke.
I guess I won't use it for the ten o'clock show.
This is APS, not the kiddie soccer league. We keep score and there are no participation awards. :P
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I guess they had to destroy the snake because it didn't have a rabies tag. Yeah, that's right. Its collar probably slipped off somewhere.
<adjusts necktie>
I don't get no respect.
https://youtu.be/FVQB9N__pdc
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This is APS, not the kiddie soccer league. We keep score and there are no participation awards. :P
Test audience. Like coffee house circuit.
https://youtu.be/FVQB9N__pdc
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I kept telling him to quit stealing my one-liners.