Clair (8yo) old has a long leather duster coat, some corduroys, passable western boots, and a flat brimmed hat with a long blonde braid.
She is Blondie.
I have a sombrero, a hank of jute tied in a noose around my neck, and a big mouth.
I am Tuco Benidicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramerez.
Anybody got a Colt's 1851 Navy brass I can use?
I promise I won't drop it.