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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2023, 10:57:09 AM »
Welcome to the playpen...
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2023, 11:53:10 AM »
Punch814, one's character is a direct reflection of those he associates with.  Just something to consider if you are going to hang out here at APS.   =D
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2023, 09:30:35 AM »
Thanks for the welcome back, boys! At least, those of you who didn't feel it necessary to post spiders. A$$HATS.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2023, 08:30:10 PM »
Sooooo yer saying...



Settle down, it's just a hair clip.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2023, 08:18:01 AM »

Settle down, it's just a hair clip.

It would be a DEAD hair clip.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2023, 09:15:46 AM »
Didn't realize spiders were available via mail order . . .

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZgrT9mzr7rU
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2023, 03:41:58 AM »
Didn't realize spiders were available via mail order . . .

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZgrT9mzr7rU

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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2023, 10:05:00 AM »
Didn't realize spiders were available via mail order . . .

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZgrT9mzr7rU

As if I'd click on that link. And might I suggest for your own well-being, none of you do either.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2023, 02:35:12 PM »
Welcome back Mrs Smith!

Welcome Punch814!

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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2023, 02:38:22 PM »
As if I'd click on that link. And might I suggest for your own well-being, none of you do either.

Some of us aren't bothered by 2D spiders. 3D, when I see them before I get too close to them, are cool too. Spiders ON me? GETTHEMOFF!GETTHEMOFF!GETTHEMOFF!GETTHEMOFF!
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2023, 05:20:10 PM »
Didn't realize spiders were available via mail order . . .

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZgrT9mzr7rU

Apparently, that spider did not like being "boxed up".  Would you?
What surprised me was how quickly it could move.  It even made some small jumps when the man that unboxed it and was trying to keep it "corralled".
When they held the fangs up with some large tweezers (10"?), the fangs appeared to be about an inch long.
Interesting.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2023, 05:56:10 PM »
Interesting.[/size][/font]  =D

I don't believe that's the word I'd have used for what you described.
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Re: Howdy - and an Introduction
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2023, 09:05:28 AM »
Apparently, that spider did not like being "boxed up".  Would you?
What surprised me was how quickly it could move. 

I kept expecting it to jump at the camera.
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