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http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=12441Community Can Get Hooked on Compassion by Thinking of Fish as Kittens Who Live in the Sea, Say Animal Advocates
For Immediate Release:
January 7, 2009
Contact:
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Missoula, Mont. -- This morning, PETA sent a letter to Whitefish High School Principal Kent Paulson urging him to do something fishy: launch an initiative to change the name of his school to Sea Kitten High and encourage everyone to refer to fish and other marine animals as sea kittens. In its letter, PETA points out that although sea kittens might not be cute and cuddly, they are smart animals who communicate with each other, show affection, and, most importantly, feel pain. The suggestion is tongue-in-cheek--which beats a hook in the mouth any day, PETA believes.
"If Whitefish High School became Sea Kitten High and everyone in town starts calling fish 'sea kittens,' fewer of these gentle animals would be violently killed for food, painfully hooked for 'sport,' or cruelly confined to aquariums," says PETA's "Save the Sea Kittens" campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne. "Schools strive for achievements in academics and sports, so why not add compassion to the list?"
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PETA's letter to Principal Kent Paulson follows.
January 7, 2009
Kent Paulson, Principal
Whitefish High School
Dear Principal Paulson,
I'm writing to you today on behalf of PETA, the world's largest animal rights organization, with more than 2 million members and supporters. In early October, PETA launched its Sea Kitten campaign, which suggests a name-change for fish as a way to promote empathy for them and other marine animals. Today, we're proposing that Whitefish High School adopt a new name to reflect the gentle nature of its current marine namesake.
We're hoping that by calling fish "sea kittens," compassionate people who would never hurt a dog or a cat will realize that fish feel pain and fear, just like furry and winged animals do. In fact, neurobiologists tell us that fish have complex nervous systems that comprehend and respond to pain. Fish communicate and develop relationships with one another, show affection by gently rubbing against other fish, and even grieve when their companions die. However, when they are dragged from the ocean's depths, sea kittens undergo excruciating decompression, often causing their eyes to pop out and pushing their stomachs out through their mouths. When they are tossed onto ships' decks, many sea kittens slowly suffocate or are crushed to death. This is no way to treat a "kitten."
Most parents would never dream of spending a family weekend torturing kittens, but hooking fish through their mouths and pulling them through the water is just as painful as hooking a cat's mouth and dragging him or her behind a car. We're hoping that this name change will encourage people young and old to start treating these gentle "kittens of the sea" with respect�and show them the kindness that they deserve.
We hope that Whitefish High School will start off the semester right by changing its name to Sea Kitten High School. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Dan Shannon
Assistant Director