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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2014, 10:40:05 PM »
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2014, 11:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Balog on April 25, 2014, 04:49:42 PM
If I can get along with Brad after the farm bill subsidies threads anyone can do it.  :laugh:

I don't 'member any heated direct farm bill subsidies threads. Maybe I need to pay more attention.

Farm subsidies is a hot button in the P12 household.

To which threads are we speaking of?

Edit: Never mind. Found it.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2014, 11:35:21 PM »
Quote from: p12 on April 25, 2014, 11:29:26 PM
I don't 'member any heated direct farm bill subsidies threads. Maybe I need to pay more attention.

Farm subsidies is a hot button in the P12 household.

To which threads are we speaking of?

Edit: Never mind. Found it.

Farm subsidies are like cornbread and LED light bulbs. We've learned to just not talk about them lest open warfare be declared.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2014, 12:42:02 AM »
I put an LED in my Easybake. It ruined the dang cornbread!

Confound you, General Sherman!  :mad:
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2014, 12:48:47 AM »
No one mentioned Spam or pancakes.  =(

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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2014, 01:07:39 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on April 26, 2014, 12:48:47 AM
No one mentioned Spam or pancakes.  =(

I used to have corn meal mush for breakfast, but I had to switch to pancakes. Dang ethanol made the mush too expensive!
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2014, 01:11:41 AM »


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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2014, 09:27:39 AM »
Do we all need a group hug and pat on the head or something?

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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2014, 09:39:59 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on April 26, 2014, 09:27:39 AM
Do we all need a group hug and pat on the head or something?

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Maybe we can all get together and burn some floppies, and use the fire to cook some cornbread while we're at it.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2014, 09:44:51 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on April 26, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Maybe we can all get together and burn some floppies, and use the fire to cook some cornbread while we're at it.

I'll bring the sugar for the corn bread.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2014, 10:47:45 AM »
I have some beans for the cornbread.  Three.  Little ones.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2014, 10:47:57 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on April 26, 2014, 09:44:51 AM
I'll bring the sugar for the corn bread.
I'll bring the Jiffy Mix.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2014, 11:07:24 AM »
Jiffy cornbread, cooked in a non-cast-iron pan, with sugar, over the warm fire of burning floppies.  With a recording of "John Brown's Body" playing in the background.
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Re: This is what happens when your safe lock fails
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2014, 11:31:05 AM »
And here I was, thinking to post something about a safe I have with a failed lock...  =D

I'll go start my own thread.  ;)
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